ABDO

Is this real life?

LOL man this is too much.  Putting the holster in “away mode”, the holster locks and an alarm sounds, SMS message to your phone then showing where the holster is moving on Google maps.  Serious.

Here’s a “Robbery Scenario” video if you haven’t already spat the drink you were drinking all over the place and ruined your mouse and keyboard:

Abdo-Concealed-Carry-EAAInitially I thought EAA Corp was just professionally trolling, but now I’m not sure.  This appears to be an actual product though, with it’s own actual website where you can purchase one for $49.  What a time to be alive! hahhah

Thoughts?  You picking this up so you can carry your tiny pocket gun around in this massive technology enabled brick?  If I see you, I’m snapping a pic for the ‘gram; captioned – “LOL whose mans is this?”

Last thought, that derpy fedora dragon character they’re associating with this product is so sus.  I want to know the story behind it’s creation, because I’m sure it is an epic tale.

Gat tip: Jerry

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This is a joke right?  Someone please verify we’re getting trolled gently:

Yea that’s not conspicuous at all *eye roll*.

Abdo-Concealed-Carry-EAA*slow clap*… that’s some expert level trolling right there if I’ve ever seen any.  Even that weird looking dragon with the fedora for the ad, WTF?

$49 on the pre-order LOL.  It’s always the most retarded ideas that have a patent pending too.  To be a patent officer, you must have to take a few courses where they show you the funniest most ridiculous shit on the planet, and you have to prove that you won’t crack a smile or ROFL.  If you do, you fail and can’t graduate.  Just when you thought this product couldn’t get any more retarded EAA states “Keep an eye out for the Smart Version coming soon.”… so in other words it’s going to have a fingerprint reader or a retina scanner or bum hole print recognition of some type on it.  FML… I can’t even.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Jerry

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