April Fools

Silencerco delivers this April fools:

Whether you are a Diviner of Decibel or a Sorcerer of Sound, the Wizard Staff was created for you. From acromantula hunting to divination, the Wizard Staff will ensure soundless success.

The Wizard Staff has a unique CTA baffle stack consisting of 44 polished Mithril baffles designed for an infinite dB reduction of sound. The 36 inches of soundless magic is easily disassembled by even the most novice necromancer to provide full user serviceability. The ageless construction of rare and exotic materials makes the Wizard Staff indestructible. The eternal warranty ensures the Wizard Staff will last as long as any immortal being wielding this impressive firearm silencer.

Silencerco-Wizard-Staff-SuppressorVery nice work.  Normally I hate April Fools and am tempted to click “mark all as read” in my RSS reader, but videos like this make it all worth while.

I’d put money on the fact Silencerco is probably getting hundreds of emails like “Hey guys, I know that was a joke and all… but can I buy one?”.

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It started out as a April Fools joke and became a reality:

$60 over at 5.11.  It’s a pre-order right now, shipping September 1st. Order yours up today!

5.11 gave a ton of stuff away here on the blog a couple weeks ago… maybe they would want to give a few kilts away?  I’ll look into it if you guys are interested.

For the love of god wear some underwear underneath if you buy this.   No need to let the world know you operate in drafty operations.

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Hahah pretty good effort from U.S. Cavalry on this one.

Lots more videos and pictures – HERE

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Crimson Trace delivers:

Check out the full site that includes Tactical Tubesocks – HERE

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