assassination

This looks damn good.  Based on a true story as well:

Based on the extraordinary true story of Operation Anthropoid, the WWII mission to assassinate SS General Reinhard Heydrich, the main architect behind the Final Solution and the Reich’s third in command after Hitler and Himmler.

Anthropoid-Movie-PosterYea I’ll see this.  I’m always down for a good WWII related movie (UPDATE: I was just schooled that it was the cold war in the movie).  The last good one I remember seeing lately was Bridge of Spies.

Thoughts?  Is it on your list as well?

In theaters August 12, 2016.

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Magic bullet humor = magically not funny or tasteful:

JFK-Assassination-Toast-ArtI’m no marketing genius, but why a French company would run such a distinctly American ad doesn’t really make much sense to me in the first place.  If they were going for edgy and American, they should have done something Travon/Zimmerman related to really piss people off.  Sure people will still get upset and offended by John F. Kennedy assassination humor, but it’s guaranteed not to cause nearly as much of a stir as something controversially fresh no matter what country you live in.

Pictured left is some JFK assassination toast FAIL art I blogged about a while back… as you can see he was hit with the entire cartridge. *face palm*

Thoughts?

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Caught on camera, complete with beatdown:

Full Story over at the Daily Mail.

Quite an intense few seconds at the beginning.  They say gunman used a “gas pistol” which I’m assuming is some sort of CO2 BB gun (or even more lame an airsoft gun), and are calling the attempt a hoax.  For what gain, I’m not sure… maybe they thought the guy who was supposed to be the vicitim would gain popularity from not dying.  Not dying from an attempted assassination is pretty badass I suppose; one could ride those coattails with the ladies for a while, and get some free drinks out of it for sure.

My commentary:

0:37 – They start laying the boots to him.

1:50 – Wedgie King (as he is known in Bulgaria) makes his debut.  Son’s wedgie skills are unparalleled… peep game.  It was just at the threshold of becoming “atomic” but he got yanked away.

2:19 – Wedgie King puts the double ass in AssAssination and transfers some wedgie juice to a fan that shows respect.  Real recognize real.

2:29 – Oh Lawd, does no one have cuffs or some zip ties?  What kind of bush-league security do they have in Bulgaria?  In my opinion they should have just knocked the guy unconscious and dragged him out of there by his feet.

3:51 – I hope that’s the guy’s mangled underwear, but I doubt it.  You just know Wedgie King is going to swoop in and grab that for his collection if he gets the chance.

4:14 – Translation: “LOL yea some piece of shit CO2 gun bro… yea what a lame.  We stomped that motherf**ker out though, it’s all gravy”

4:35 – Translation: “No No… we are done with boring speeches for today.  There’s wedgie juice and blood all over the stage lady.”

Bulgarian-Politician-Assassination-AttemptThoughts?

Hat tip: William

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If you’re a bad guy, ass-seeking hydrodynamic bullets could be the death of you.

Talk about really putting the ASS in Assassination. :P

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Birmingham, AL – The teacher was apparently teaching his geometry students about parallel lines and angles, officials said. He used the example of where to stand and aim if shooting Obama.

“He was talking about angles and said, ‘If you’re in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president,’ ” said Joseph Brown, a senior in the geometry class.

Efforts to reach the teacher for comment Mon­day were unsuccessful.

 Superintendent Phil Hammonds said the teacher remains at work, and there are no plans for termination.

Full Story – HERE

Are you shitting me? Wow, and they don’t plan to fire him either.  Seems like a huge liability to let this tool teach kids ever again.

Can you imagine if instead, a student had a notebook with “assassination” calculations in it?!?! Talk about a double standard.

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