Mattv2099 puts on a clinic called THIS IS WHAT MEN DO:

It would be hilarious if it had another camera angle on standby just in case some random person stumbled upon one of his weird videos in progress like this.  The interaction would be priceless.

I was disappointed the fruit salad wasn’t boxed up to be sent to Africa at the end, like he did in some previous food related videos.

As you can see Matt is rocking the New York Reload t-shirt from ENDO Apparel.  Good fit for the video.



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Mattv2099 gets it done with my favorite Austrian fruit salad maker:

I think Glock should consider an R. Lee Ermey / Mattv2099 collab video rather than their current “Someone picked the wrong *insert boring character here*” series of vids.  What do I know though?  I’m just a guy with a keyboard, low tolerance for bullshit, and short attention span.

Mattv2099-OperatorSince Matt and I are bros, he’s given me a sneak peak at some vids he’s going to be releasing over the next couple months.  All I can say is they are next level… get a fresh pair of underwear ready on standby.



This is priceless:

Muzzle Velocity: 4700 sq. ft …. or 4700 ft./min (so 78 ft./sec?  LOLOL )

Range: Approximately 8000 Yards (IF you have the spy scope… but we can’t see it because it’s against national policy)

That guy is one of the best trolls I’ve seen in a long time. Something tells me he might actually believe what he is saying though… which is kind of scary.