battle pants

Holy this is so operator it hurts:

If only they made a stars & stripes version of their American made tactical pants so I could roundhouse people to the face.

hoffner-battle-pants

The company which makes these is called Hoffner, and they are $150 on their website.  It doesn’t include that neoprene inside-the-pants holster, so make sure you add on a couple of those for $35 so you can carry your handgun, a spare magazine, and a flashlight, or FOUR AR-15 MAGAZINES LOL (pictured above) inside your pants by your thighs.  Gives a new meaning to the term thunder thighs.  If you check the graphic on the site you’ll see there are so many external pockets as well you could probably carry around several hundred rounds if you were strong enough and didn’t give a shit about mobility.  All jokes aside the pants actually do look like they are really good quality.  God those jeans look atrocious in the video though wow… like turbo mom jeans.

Oh and whatever you do, don’t forget to add a concealed carry neck id holder to the cart *smh*:

concealed-carry-neck-idI kid you not, that thing exists and it is only $30 on the Hoffner website.  According to them with the shit hits the fan, the police “will know you are the good guy” ahahhahahahhahahahhaha.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Matt W.

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