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Sometimes laws have to be made to protect us from ourselves:

Sometimes I feel like I have too much freedom… like at any moment I could snap drink 5 gallons of Coke, find out what exactly “trans fats” are and each a bunch of those… potato chips?  I know I could google, but that sounds like work right now because I’m left hand occupied elbow deep in a bowl of popcorn… wait does pre-buttered/salted popcorn have transfats? After all that I’d build an AR-15 on a whim.

FXhummel1-YouTube-Gun-SongsTactical Tunes will now never open for Kanye at Madison Square Garden.  It’s a shame…

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His majesty of NY decided to address us pesants:

Michael-BloombergBan assault weapons!  Ban high capacity assault magazines! Ban handguns! Ban suicide!

Banners gonna ban.

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New York City mayor Bloomberg descended from his ivory tower to mingle with the peasants at a mayors conference in D.C., then this happened:

LOL *slow clap* —-> “In the spirit of gun control, will you disarm your entire security team?”

Bloomberg’s response:  “Uh, you, we’ll get right back to you.”

The “would you like a sip of my soda?” line was pure gold too.

Side note, that security needs to attend a course on proper necktie length.

Michael-BloombergLike damn, cut a billionaire some slack!  A ~25 x Billionaire actually… mo’ money mo’ problems I guess.  I’d roll with a crew of suits, armed to the teeth if I was caked up like that too…. what I wouldn’t do is shit on peoples rights though.   My “assault weapons” would also make the proper sound, which I prefer not to be a loser and try to type.  They definitely wouldn’t go BrrrrrrrBrrrrBrrrrrp.

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Hat tip: Gharrett, Phil

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If you want to hear Cynthia McFadden burn him, jump to 3:25

  • Bloomberg: No but pistols are different, you have to pull the trigger each time.  An assault weapon you basically hold and it goes BrrrrrrrBrrrrBrrrrrp
  • Cynthia McFadden: No those are fully automatic weapons
  • Bloomberg: Ok
  • Cynthia McFadden: So fully automatic weapons—
  • Bloomberg: If you have a big magazine, you’ll solve your problem

Michael-Bloomberg

Putting aside the fact he has armed security and the hipocrasy surrounding that… isn’t it great when a guy rallies against something for 10+ years, and still has no idea what he’s talking about? 

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Aurora, CO shooting survivor Stephen Barton victim meekly demands a plan:

I don’t know much about MAIG (Mayor’s Against Illegal Guns), but their purpose statement sounds legit:

Mayors Against Illegal Guns is a bipartisan coalition of more than 700 mayors focused on protecting their communities by keeping guns out of dangerous hands.

I see Boston mayor Menino and NY mayor Bloomberg are the heads of MAIG though, so it becomes obvious that purpose statement conveniently leaves out the sneaky “disarm everyone” twist.

Here’s my proposed 3 step plan in case anyone cares:

  • Create an expedited death penalty in all 50 states to dispose of people convicted of violent crimes
  • Take the restrictions off carry permits (open and concealed)
  • Allow people with carry permits to carry firearms anywhere and everywhere, with a few common sense restrictions which i’ll have to give some more thought to.

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Hat tip: Kenny

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The anti-illegal gun ad that will be airing during the Superbowl tomorrow:

I wasn’t thrilled about the idea of this ad in the first place, but I was at least optimistic would have spent the money well.   What a useless pile of crap though.  All anyone is going to see is two old guys in football jerseys that they are already sick of hearing talk, and then tune out. Congratulations, you just wasted $3.5 million dollars.

Oh and you both support the 2nd Amendment?  Is that some sort of updated version i’m not aware off that states “If you’re rich you have the right to be armed and/or protected”? You hypocritical scrooge-mc-duck-type-motherf….

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Hat tip: Corey V.

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