This is how it should go down:

constitutionI wonder what their “success” rate for finding illegal activity at those checkpoints is?  I’m glad I don’t have to deal with stuff like that every day.



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Laredo TX – Acting on a tip, police pulled over a truck on Saturday. Inside, they discovered 147 new AK-47 rifles, still in their boxes; 263 high-capacity magazines; 53 bayonets; and 10,000 rounds of ammunition — enough for a small army.

The full story (Banana clips and all) – HERE

LOL bayonets!

Reminds me of this video on drive-by bayoneting, which is no doubt an epidemic:


Also, I have a question for those who might know.  Is ammunition that hard to come by in Mexico, that it needs to be smuggled as well?


Since we are on the topic of the Afghans

Some jumping jacks:


Looks like they are having a good time.

Push ups:


The push ups video is especially priceless… “That was the worm man…. he was doing the worm” LOL

Hat Tip: moi



A man is seeking to join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Customs And Border Protection

The agent conducting the interview says:

“Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:

“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?”

“Great attitude,” says the agent. “When can you start?”