ENDO presents, real men of genius…
*Real men of genius*
Today we salute you, Mr. Straw bale backstop shooter
*Mr. Straw bale backstop shooter*
With your Glock 31 chambered in .357 SIG you throw caution to the wind. Conventional gun safety rules be damned, you know exactly where your rounds are ending up.
*Stopped by the fibers*
You think the police helicopters are out to catch a rogue speeder. Little do you know, you’ve shot six people in the last 5 minutes.
*Negligent behavior near the interstate*
Your showmanship comes from studying Colby on Top Shot. Your knowledge of ballistics, from watching Saturday morning cartoons and Sons of Guns.
*nevvaaaaa been done befo’*
So crack open an ice cold Budweiser Mr. Bale-o-truth, because in federal prison only tears and tap water will wet your whistle.
*Mr. Straw bale backstop shooter*
Hat tip: Ryo O. for the vid