ENDO presents, real men of genius…
*Real men of genius*
Today we salute you, Mr. Straw bale backstop shooter
*Mr. Straw bale backstop shooter*
With your Glock 31 chambered in .357 SIG you throw caution to the wind. Conventional gun safety rules be damned, you know exactly where your rounds are ending up.
*Stopped by the fibers*
You think the police helicopters are out to catch a rogue speeder. Little do you know, you’ve shot six people in the last 5 minutes.
*Negligent behavior near the interstate*
Your showmanship comes from studying Colby on Top Shot. Your knowledge of ballistics, from watching Saturday morning cartoons and Sons of Guns.
*nevvaaaaa been done befo’*
So crack open an ice cold Budweiser Mr. Bale-o-truth, because in federal prison only tears and tap water will wet your whistle.
*Mr. Straw bale backstop shooter*
Hat tip: Ryo O. for the vid
I’m leaning more towards saying it was intended to be just his brother or good friend. The lack of other people represented besides the two of them, and the long waists-touching embrace could suggest otherwise though.