bullet proof vest

Wow huge plot twist, you guys will never see it coming 🙄🙄🙄:

I understand what they’re getting at… school shootings are definitely happening more frequently.

How long until parents just homeschool their kids and only let them talk to friends on facetime?


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Notice I said young recreational operators… not child soldiers, because that shit ain’t cool with me.  When you’re a kid you should be building forts, farting and laughing at it in public, eating copious amounts of candy, and doing everything in your power to avoid cooties… not forced into fighting for your country.  That said, if you do live in one of those countries that embraces kids fighting, then you might as well be safe about it, not draped in some ridiculous PFD (personal flotation device), or duct taping a cinder block to your chest like I’ve seen in the past.

boy-scouts-bearded-kids-2Not even parents who are scared of guns and everything else would touch these awesome little rigs for their delicate little offspring because they look too “military”.

$99 over at The Tactical Medic.



Gangstas trust the science behind vests, and rely on that when keeping it the realest:

“That shit hurt a lil’ bit.” -Al Wizzle

Al Wizzle is real alright.  Real stupid… did you see that goose egg?  I bet there’s internal bleeding.

The handgun they used is a .32 ACP apparently.


Hat tip: William


This guy and his “friends” are likely to win Darwin awards someday.


Not only is that vest likely expired, but the guy shooting aimed for the heart!

The gun appears to be a Glock 19