These promo videos they make are always interesting:

I’m like 1 minute into the video and they are really trying to sell me on the drinking + guns thing. Ok….

1:36 – Smoking and filling up with fuel?  Yea sure it looks fake / staged, but now they’re just trolling.

Hmmmm whatever *shrug*.  Is buying physical calendars with girls on them still a thing people do in 2017?  You buying one?

They are $17 on the Hot Shots website if you’re interested.


Here’s a behind the scenes video of the newest calendar:

Hot-Shots-2012-CalendarThis video is exactly what you’re expecting it it to be, nothing more and nothing less.

Unless you hate girls, multicam, or killing trees, you can head over to Hot Shots and pick up a calendar or poster.  Sorry m’ladies, nice try but I use google calendar *read that in the nerdiest voice possible, with a snort-laugh at the end*.



Not bad not bad:

Magpul-Tight-Pants-Tight-GroupingsThese calendars are all the same, but they all are pretty cool.  I feel so mature now; whenever I meet a really attractive girl whose doing nothing impressive with her life besides being attractive I’m like “meh, next”.  There’s just way too much of that going around, it’s not at all interesting.  Any girl who eats properly, walks around every now and then, and doesn’t drink too much can be thrown in some skimpy clothes and look very close to these girls.  All very nice ladies in the video I’m sure, but tell me some of them are business owners, have degrees etc. and I’d care a lot more.  That’s one of the things that sucks about Tinder, you’re just going off the pictures and wittiness of your banter with them before you both decide you have nothing better to do than to meet up and see if you find each other terrible or not in real life.

Thoughts?  Would operate with?


The classy ladies of 2015:

Daisy-Dukes-Back-Pocket-Holster0:27 – Those daisy dukes with the built in back pocket 1911 holster tho.  Followed by ITT (Inside The Thong) Glock carry at 0:36.

1:11 – “Oh hai! Just building an AR from scratch in high socks and a see-through top.  Disregard my granny panties.”

Trust Magpul to class up the calendar game.  You can pre-order it now on their website for $17.

Thoughts? Would operate with? Wouldn’t operate without?


Girls, shenanigans, guns, drinking:

Hot-Shots-2015-CalendarNothing you see in this video will surprise you unless you’ve never heard of the Hot Shots girls before.  Looks like a good time.

You can pre-order the calendar on the Hot Shots website.


0:49 – The v. rare bionic arm boob honk LOL.

Hot-Shots-Calendar-2013Being a model would be exhausting… kind of.  It probably doesn’t pay much, plus you know damn well you’ll be replaced like yesterdays news as soon as you start aging etc..