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A year of Kirsten:

You can grab Kirsten’s calendar and other merch over at her website if you’re interested.¬† Her new logo is pretty cool, very wearable.

A dude “Eric K” really tried to tell me on the HotShots calendar post, that he online knew (e-knew?) Kirsten BEFORE I did… I would NOT stand for that obviously ūüėā, so I asked him for receipts. He said he first became aware of her when she dropped the motorcycle trickshot video… in other words I won and the internet is back in balance.

I hope some year Kirsten puts the MLK at the window with the m1 carbine ‘shop I did of her as a bonus centerfold in her calendar.

Thoughts? . Oh wow just as I was about to close this post out I thought “I wonder if the vid has any comments?” … well fellas, it does… *sigh* it definitely has some comments.¬† Dudes are so funny.¬† The joke will be on us though when Kirsten releases an “engagement story” video someday and casually mentions she met the dude she’s marrying through his “you have sparkling eyes, and are adorable” comment.¬† Shoot your shot kings.

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Shockingly follows the same formula as the other years ūüėā. Hey, whatever works:

$19.50 for the calendar if you’re finding Google Calendar inadequate.¬† According to the FAQ proceeds from it go towards a good cause – the Help For Heroes charity.

Thoughts?¬† I’m sure someone is going to point out safety violations and the beer / guns mix ūüė≠ūüėā I know I can always count on you fellas.

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These promo videos they make are always interesting:

I’m like 1 minute into the video and they are really trying to sell me on the drinking + guns thing. Ok….

1:36 – Smoking and filling up with fuel?¬† Yea sure it looks fake / staged, but now they’re just trolling.

Hmmmm whatever *shrug*.  Is buying physical calendars with girls on them still a thing people do in 2017?  You buying one?

They are $17 on the Hot Shots website if you’re interested.

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Here’s a behind the scenes video of the newest calendar:

Hot-Shots-2012-CalendarThis video is exactly what you’re expecting it it to be, nothing more and nothing less.

Unless you hate girls, multicam, or¬†killing trees, you can head over to Hot Shots and pick up a calendar¬†or poster. ¬†Sorry m’ladies, nice try but I use google calendar *read that in the nerdiest voice possible, with a snort-laugh at the end*.

Thoughts?

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Not bad not bad:

Magpul-Tight-Pants-Tight-GroupingsThese calendars are all the same, but they all are pretty cool. ¬†I feel so mature now; whenever I meet a really attractive girl whose doing nothing impressive with her life besides being attractive I’m like “meh, next”. ¬†There’s just way too much of that going around, it’s not at all interesting. ¬†Any girl who eats properly, walks around every now and then, and doesn’t drink too much can be thrown in some skimpy clothes and look very¬†close to these girls. ¬†All very nice ladies in the video I’m sure, but tell me some of them are business owners, have degrees¬†etc.¬†and I’d care a lot more. ¬†That’s one of the things that sucks about Tinder, you’re just going off the pictures¬†and wittiness of your banter with them before you both decide you have nothing better to do than to meet up and see if you find each other terrible or not in real life.

Thoughts?  Would operate with?

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The classy ladies of 2015:

Daisy-Dukes-Back-Pocket-Holster0:27 РThose daisy dukes with the built in back pocket 1911 holster tho.  Followed by ITT (Inside The Thong) Glock carry at 0:36.

1:11 – “Oh¬†hai! Just building an AR from scratch in high socks and a see-through¬†top. ¬†Disregard my granny panties.”

Trust Magpul to class up the calendar game.  You can pre-order it now on their website for $17.

Thoughts? Would operate with? Wouldn’t operate without?

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