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Another one I missed from April Fools day which I think is worth posting:

From-My-Cold-Dead-Paws-Cover-Cats-GunsAwesome stuff.  Man that Terminator laser is grail status.  They are forever in the history books for that one.

The best part about lasers and cats is you can aim the laser at your buddy’s crotch without him knowing… then the cat attacks it.  Classic shit.

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Complete with shoulder thing that goes up and high capacity assault magazine:

Not California compliant unfortunately.  Reminds me of CornerShot Kitty, and even Machine Gun Cat.

The grin on this cat is the absolute best.  Better hope the recoil is minimal our you’ll be getting a face full of cat ass on every shot.

One more thing… BAN ASSAULT CATS!

Hat tip: Phil

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At first I was like LOL, then I was like 0.o

The Army is partnering with the other uniformed services and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to find and treat servicemembers and civilians who were bitten by stray dogs and animals while deployed, according to a command news release.

Source – Stars & Stripes

The article says that the soldier who recently died from rabies, was the first death since 1967.   I don’t mean to be cold, but isn’t there anything else besides enemy fire that has taken more than one life in 44 years?   *shrug* As long as it’s not costing a mint, I don’t see the harm in slapping some of those posters up on bases and maybe shoehorning in a “Hey guys, remember don’t touch stray dogs, cats, etc…” in the next brief.

You guys that have served would know better than me. Do seemingly pointless things like this come down the pipeline every so often?

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Rule #994 – NEVER piss off a cat that lives in a dump pouch.

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You’d think a strip that famous would have a least one person that would have caught that.  Unless it’s a big publicity stunt to get people to talk about Garfield again;  if it was.. it worked for a day at least.

Garfield’s creator Jim Davis issued the following damage control statement:

Dear Friends, Fans and Veterans:

In what has to be the worst timing ever, the strip that runs in today’s paper seems to be making a statement about Veterans. It absolutely, positively has nothing to do with this important day of remembrance.

Regarding today’s Garfield comic strip , it was written almost a year ago and I had no idea when writing it that it would appear today — of all days. I do not use a calendar that lists holidays and other notable days so when this strip was put in the queue, I had no idea it would run on Veterans Day. What are the odds? You can bet I’ll have a calendar that lists everything by my side in the future.

My brother Dave served in Vietnam. My son James is a Marine who has had two tours of duty, both in Iraq and Afghanistan. You’d have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our Veterans have done for all of us.

Please accept my apologies for any offense today’s Garfield may have created. It was unintentional and regrettable.

I still don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibly that it was a secret publicity stunt. I hope not though, because that would be very distasteful.

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Pretty cool.

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