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Running out of places to carry huh?  Look no further than bicep carry:

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*FLLLLLex* Gun show loop hole?  Will it fit a Deagle brand Deagle?

A company called Arms Band makes and sells this holster for $35.

Every time I make fun of anything on here there are always a handful of people who think it’s a great idea.  Not only would this method print like crazy unless you’re wearing a shirt a few sizes larger and longer than your usual size (unless you normally dress like a tent), but you’ll also be flagging everyone pretty much every second after you leave the house.  Oh lawd don’t even get me started on the things that could go wrong during the draw.  At least the manufacturer acknowledges the dangers of the holster on the safety precautions page.

Developing a safe draw:

I can’t find a holster review (if one exists) on the USCCA website because it’s such a mess of proportions only attainable by a “marketing company”.  If there is one please let me know in the comments so I can link it.

Thoughts?  Would bicep carry?  I still think colon carry is the way to go if you’re really looking to fly under the radar.

Hat tip: Jason

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Not sure if trolling:

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People are used to seeing someone walk around with plastic grocery bags in their hands.  The same ubiquitous bag can be found in every corner of the world.  Carrying it draws no attention because it’s a common part of the scenery.  No one looks twice.

I’ve used the technique dozens of times in dodgy third world countries.  If I get caught in a dangerous part of town, I’ll just stop into the corner store and buy a couple bottles of water.  They’ll put them in a plastic sack and I take it into a restroom.  I remove the water, place my knife opened and ready for action (or gun) in the bag and walk out.  No one notices and I feel a whole lot better prepared to handle a violent attacker.

Full article over at Active Response Training. (Bro do you even lift? :P)

Yea so like I said, I’m not sure if this is a serious suggestion or not.  Seems like it would work in a pinch, but unless you find yourself involved in some movie-type scenario where you Bruce Lee kick 10 dudes with guns in the crotch, then grab one guy’s arm and make him shoot the other guy, use another guy for cover when someone returns fire, and then finally everyone is dead so you pick the best gun to take with you… If you’re not in that type of situation then I suggest you take a couple hours out of your busy schedule and research IWB holsters.

Thoughts?  Troll successful?

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LOL says one South Carolina pub owner:

Concealed-Carry-Douchebags-LosersTwo tactical moms in the video, right on.  My biggest concern is why does this man have “A BAR FULL OF CHILDREN” (1:14)?!?!

hahaha oh man people are destroying him on Yelp.

Well he definitely has the right to put the sign there… not a great business move though to say the least.

Thoughts?  You jelly of his luscious handlebar mustache?

Hat tip: Mike

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People keep telling me Ricky Gervais is so funny… I guess I just haven’t seen the good stuff with him:

My opologies the only “cut” video I could find was recorded with a ham sandwich dipped in Vaseline.

Piers-Morgan-Eyes-Closed-Mouth-Open-Ears-Offha ha ha.  

I really wish the Right to Bear Kinder Eggs (RBKE) was reinstated.

Apparently Piers was offended at that kinder egg / AR-15 joke *eye roll*:

Thoughts? Poor widdle Piers.

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MrColionNoir beating anti gunners with their own rhetoric:

If you didn’t hear the store about the Wichita, KS teacher who was arrested for bringing a concealed handgun to school to protect his students, check it out.  I want to know who snitched!  A member of the staff who saw him printing? Some little anti-gun shit head kid?  haha

“The reason I brought my firearm to school is the punishment I would receive would be way better than having the possibility of standing by and watching my kids be executed.
Our children can no longer be sitting ducks with bulls-eyes on their back.”  <— CHURCH!

MrColionNoir-ENDO-New-York-ReloadWhat a great vid as usual.   hahah at the car comparison… pure gold.

MrColionNoir is wearing the NY Reload t-shirt from ENDO Apparel.

Thoughts?

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Aaargo Jay explores the topic in song.  haha just kidding, he doesn’t sing but he does talk:

When someone asks me what gun they should buy, before they even finish their sentence I yell “GLOCK!”, then they are like “But what if th…” me: “GLOCK! I don’t have time for this shit.”

Aaargo-Jay-YouTubeIn all seriousness Aaargo Jay’s advice is better than mine; you really should try out a bunch and see what works best for you before you buy.  The advice seems obvious, but It’s surprising how many people discover guns years later that they like better because they didn’t look around enough at the beginning.  Even continuing to try new guns that come out doesn’t hurt.

You can grab the Run Guns t-shirt Jay is wearing over at ENDO Apparel. It’s also available in black.

Thoughts?

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