chocolate

Remember when that kid wrote biden about chocolate shooting guns?

Glad to see Iraqveteran8888 took up my challenge.  hahah “Shotcolate”… nice. 

I don’t know about any of you guys, but I’m not taking a chocolate slug to the face.  Damn IV8888 really stepped up their camera!  That slow motion is sick too.

Joe-Biden-Chocolate-Shooting-Guns-LetterThe country being safer and happier?  Nah… doesn’t look like it Joe.  People would still die.  What did he expect?  People gleefully taking chocolate to the face and being like *nom nom nom* MOAAAARRRRR!

Thoughts?

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Double Barrel Biden is at it again, granted he was just trying to make a kid’s day:

I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would out country by safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.

You are a good boy,
Joe Biden

Joe-Biden-Chocolate-Shooting-Guns-LetterNews flash, chocolate at several thousand feet per second is still going to kill someone.  Richard Ryan?  Demolition Ranch?  Mattv2099?  Iraqveteran8888? HighJak86? and every other shooting YouTuber I frequently post… maybe a special chocolate load is in order to debunk Biden’s theory of a safer America?  Actually maybe that’s a bad idea… I’m not interested in hearing about a chocolate registry and assault chocolate on a daily basis from the media in the future. Thoughts?

Hat tip: Joshua

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Mattv2099 back up in this.  Hold the Bananas *pause*:

As Matt says in the comments: Answering questions that real operators have, but are afraid to ask.

So there you have it, you can officially spill chocolate sauce all over your Glock just for shits and giggles when you’re in the buffet dessert line, and STILL use it to defend your life.

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haha that autotune is so annoying, I love it though.

I’m not looking forward to the day Matt settles down with one of the groupie girls he no doubt has from doing these epic videos.  She’ll be like “Glock trollture test videos? Ain’t Nobody got time for that!”

Since the NRA picked up MrColionNoir… I’m thinking the next big industry move is that a firearm company picks Matt up to do creative rigorous testing.

Thoughts?

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Yea you read the title correctly… this isn’t a joke either:

Only the government could come up with an official 26 page military document on such a topic.

Full PDF Document MIL-C-44072C – HERE

Talk about sucking the enjoyment out of cooking.

I propose a new entry under Quality Assurance:

4.6 – The brownie and cookies shall make operators operate in operations exceeding their baseline operating ability.  The contractor shall ensure product compliance prior to submitting the product to the USDA for any inspection.

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