Tag: citizen defender

  • Fudd Defender Handgun Hip Shot Hand Extendo

    Actually they call it the “senior citizen defender”.  If this works for someone, then hey whatever go for it: The supposed purpose of this gun extendo item: Regular pistols are almost impossible for seniors, women or disabled folk to aim, and if you hold them up to your eyes to use the “sights” the pistol…

  • Train With Laser Guns, Fight With Laser Guns?

    What part of the game is that? *extremely Killah Priest and Ras Kass voice* 3:12 – “you can’t convince me that someone doesn’t have 20 or 30 minutes a day, to dedicate to the craft of being a citizen defender if it’s important to them”…”you can’t convince me they don’t have the money to buy…

  • Citizen Defender – The Sheepdog Rebrand

    haha I thought this was a joke initially because of the non serious sound of the narrator’s voice, but nope: FuNkEr TaCtiCaL never disappoints. Like I mentioned in the title, the Sheepdog rebrand is genius…. call them “Citizen Defenders” and it immediately sounds more upscale and less derpy, even while using the same Sheepdog flock…