cokeman2423

Cokeman2423 and his buddies:

Christian-Bale-Pointing-Meme*smh* these guys.  I’m pretty sure if I watched all 21 minutes I would need to pull out an old Engineering textbook… Thermodynamics, maybe Complex Analysis or something and do some problems just to prove to myself I wasn’t made permanently dumber.

13:27 – On advanced recliner suppression – “But where’s your paperwork for that chair?” <—- LOL pure gold.

28:28 – Shooting the recliner again, but right between his legs as he’s sitting down.

Live to dodge Darwin another day boys… live to dodge Darwin another day…

Thoughts?  You want to see a full length “Cokeman and the boys” hollywood movie?

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Cokeman goes in for real:

For those of you unfamiliar with Cokeman, his videos normally start off by calling everyone “fags”, and then he usually blasts a Deagle or bumpfires an AK or AR at something.

This video though is a breath of fresh air… he really blasts the YouTube gun community and a lot of it seems to be true.

My favorite line: 2:40 – “See guys, you just have to clench your butthole a certain way to get the mag to go out 0.1 second faster than the last one or else the end of the world or the nuclear apocalypse will come and you won’t know what to do” (paraphrased without profanity)

ahahhahah and he bashes Weapons Education at around 3:40

hahah there are some other good ones too, but you can just watch the video.

Thoughts?

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He does his trademarked bumpfire:

Result: it works.

I’m actually surprised he didn’t spring the for Surefire 100 Round Magazine instead.  It would be more conducive to his bumpfire lifestyle.  Maybe it’s not out yet though?

I know a lot of you hate when I post cokeman’s videos, cause it “gives the antis fuel” or something like that.  I see where you’re coming from, but I really couldn’t care less what someone that doesn’t like guns thinks about anything.  If cokeman wants to bumpfire inside his house he can go ahead and do it for all I care (actually I hope he does cause that would be facepalm-tastic) as long as no one is getting hurt.

When he’s out and about, I bet he gets a lot of questions regarding his role on “2 and a half men”.

Thoughts?

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You had to know the video was going to be from Cokeman:

The AKS-74U is one of my favorite AKs.  I had to laugh when he called Red Jacket Firearms (the guys from Sons of DERP) “Shit Jacket”

No ear plugs in either of course… what a gem this guy is.

Thoughts?

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Cokeman is nothing if not classy:

The first comment on youtube by RowenCx4 sums it up best:

jihad beard, track suit, gold watch, AK, you’re creep’in me out bro.

The boy does know how to bumpfire an AK pretty well though…

I never thought i’d see a Cokeman video where he didn’t call us all faggots and say a bunch of other random offensive things.  Maybe he’s growing up?

Either way he’s transformed into quite the Beiber-ZZ-Top-Ashton-Kutcher looking son of a bitch.

I for one am looking forward to the many facepalms I get from watching his videos this year.

Keep up the work Cokeman.

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In which he trumps the stupidity displayed in all of his other vids…

Rather than feeling honored, I think i’ll jump in the shower and try to wash off this dirty feeling I have.

Ugh and sitting on the toilet seat with pants on?  He will probably spend the rest of the week in those pants too.  Sweet mother of god that guy is dirty.

Trolls gonna troll..

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