colion noir

Colion Noir speaks on it:

Roast-Hand-Colion-NoirColion Noir is wearing the ENDO AR-15 Builders club t-shirt in the video.  I think that’s the 3rd of 4th t-shirt I designed (shortly after I built my ARs), and it’s still one of my favorites.

I’ve watched a lot of NRA videos lately that haven’t been gun related.  I’m not sure why they are doing that, but at least this video was related to guns.

I’m looking forward to see what NOIR Season 5 is about.  If you haven’t seen NOIR seasons 1-4 you should check them out on Colion Noir’s youtube channel or the NRA NOIR website.

Better believe I’m keeping this “Noir roast hand” screencap around to use in future random posts haha. 100.

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Best season yet… this is another good episode:

1:18 – Dystopian Noir looking wildly introspective in those glasses.  10/10 would have latte with, while cleaning our fingerprint readers and discussing the merits of Yeezy Season 9. Dystopian ENDO-Mike is still single, but has luxury sports cars for every day of the week, and lavish penthouse condos in 4 countries so that kind of makes up for it. #YouDoWhatYouWantWhenYourePoppin

1:47 – Begin airsoft trollin’.  Still looking like he tells bottle girls he has his PhD in Firearms, and they should call him “Doctor Noir”.

3:13 – OH damn “If you give a mouse a cookie”!  OOoooooo that’s my shit right there.

6:30 – Colion’s buddy Ja-mes is back trolling him.  I like this girl just because she can get under his skin so well, it’s pretty funny to watch haha.

7:26 – Back with Rami for “Van and chill” with his velvet pants.  This segment is always creepy.

BET-Hates-MrColionNoir13:47 – WHATTTT IS THAAAAAAAAAT? (regarding the shirt / collar) haha

16:24 – “I am not a 3 gunner” (I heard that as a nod to Supa Hot Fire “but I’m not a rapper“).

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Second episode, still going strong:

I already had photoshop open and was working on “FREE NOIR” t-shirts during the first segment, before he busted out at around 3:00.

4:24 – Janice is TRIPPPPPPPPPIN again.  She’s a perfect antagonist for this kind of thing.  I just can’t picture these two chilling out together.  They must have something else in common like a love of the same music, or fashion etc. It’s almost like she knows she’s wrong when her points get shot down over and over, but she’s too proud to admit it because she has been on that for so long.

NOIR: “Hey Rami, it’s Colion Noir… yea so we still on for the interview tonight?  Where’s the best place for you to meet up?”
RAMI: “You know the alley behind the Jack in the Box on Maple Ave?”
NOIR: “Uh yea..?”
RAMI: “Well I live in a van there.  Come thru.”
NOIR: “Say no more fam.” *click*

8:12 –

NOIR-van-and-chill

10:18 – Nice… a SAW segment.  Do people pick up their links at the range?  I’m assuming they aren’t in massive supply so they probably do.  That would be a pain considering they are dark colored and small.  At least with brass it’s shiny.

MrColionNoir-California-No-Right-To-Bear-Arms12:44 – I’m finding this athletic shooting more watchable now since it doesn’t involve LaSorte and Amy (both seemed like nice people).  Basically I’m here to watch Noir for a few minutes, I don’t want to see other people shoot unless they are going to blow my mind Jerry Miculek style.

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It was nice to see ENDO Apparel made an appearance in a few of the clips at the beginning. :)

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Briefly defends his blackness, keeps it mad real in general:

To paraphrase: “They put my mom’s address online… I gave her a gun for protection”

MrColionNoir-ENDO-Keep-CalmThe guy who posted Colion’s mom’s address online knows how to use a domain WHOIS… wow what a l33t h4x0r *smh*.  I don’t even really know why that’s news worthy, mainly considering the dude has a free blog (which it appears no one even reads) on a training wheels domain which I’m not even going to bother to link because it contains a bunch of conspiracy theory bullshit about how Colion Noir is manufactured by the NRA.  Regardless of the reach of this nobody blogger who can use a WHOIS, I’m glad Colion got a chance to talk live on FOX anyway… he did well. I’m glad Elizabeth Hasselbeck was the one to interview him, not one of those other FOX bozos. I briefly Googled Elizabeth, and she seems to have a favorable stance on guns, and even voiced it on The View in the past.

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Oh and since I posted the pic above… I’m going to take this opportunity to say that Keep Calm And Carry One shirts are still $14, and sizes of some colors have run out… get yours today before they’re gone!

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