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Pure gold.  I’ve NEVER seen chaos so guided *tear rolls down cheek*:

If you remember my first post on Guided Chaos titled “Sometimes His Mom Lets Him Train“, the video was a pure train wreck.  Obviously as you can see they didn’t take the criticism constructively, instead they made that video private (standard move).

In the above video there are a lot of fancy, low impact looking quick moves.  My gut instinct tells me that would work like bullshit in real life, but what do I know?

0:05 – These quick air moves will at least let your attacker know you’re batshit crazy.  Probably not a bad psychological maneuver actually.  I’d recommend reaching down your pants and pulling poop out though pre-jazz hands, just to up the ante.

0:20 – A LOT of jostling in this video, and slaps and yells at “attackers” which are calmly swaying back and forth.

0:27 – Yesssssss. I knew disarms were coming.  So legit guys.  Take notes.

0:33 – All killer no filler.

0:35 – Those slaps tho…

0:43 – Whoa I thought for a second here the Chaos was going off the rails for a sec… but then I was like “nope…. nope… I see you brAh my bad, it’s guided”.

I think this guy must have attended the Guided Chaos school for CQC:

A video posted by ENDO (@everydaynodaysoff) on

Get some more Guided Chaos over at their website Attack Proof, and find out where you can train with them.

Guided-Chaos-Adaptive-DefenseI’m still not entirely sure this isn’t all a big joke, and these guys are the master trolls of the close quarters combat world.

Thoughts?  Would train with?  Would at least *doosh doosh* *doosh doosh* with?

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