I thought we were past the “what did they AcKShULLY mean?” question, but apparently not.

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The 2nd Amendment is open for debate… actually the entire constitution is:

0:25 – Whoa whoa hit the breaks after that… what’s the next sentence Richie? ¬†oh right it’s “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED”. ¬†*smh* How much more clear can that be?

0:29 Р*eye roll* at the right to have a tank comment.  NEVER have I heard that one before. *sarcasm*

constitution0:39 – SEGWAY LIFE. ¬†#SquadGoals. ¬†Side note on Segways, my dad and I did a Segway tour of downtown Chicago shortly after Segways came out. ¬†Even though it’s impossible for two 6ft+ tall guys too look cool wearing bike helmets and backpacks standing on those… that shit was so awesome, I couldn’t even. ¬†There’s always one person in the squad who can’t quite get the hang of it either, which is always good for some sympathetic¬†laughs.

It’s a shame, the guy has quite an operational beard. ¬†If you’re wondering who this guy is, his name is Richard Martinez and his son¬†Christopher Michaels-Martinez was shot by that Isla Vista, CA shooter / shit piece who I will not name. ¬†Terrible occurrence for sure, and I don’t wish losing a son to anyone… but I don’t see how volunteering for Everytown for Gun Safety with the goal of disarming the rest of us who¬†are perfectly sane and responsible is going to fix anything or make anything better for the country as a whole. ¬† The good guys with guns are not the problem and have never been the problem.



haha this show is so edgy:

Conrad-The-ConstitutionI knew Conrad would carry a Glock!  Right on :P

LOL @ the “Hands up don’t shoot” protests and the looting too. ¬†This episode is bound to piss some people off, even more so than other episodes.


If any other text¬†on the planet has been argued about¬†more than the 2nd Amendment, I’d be very surprised:

Bill Whittle always serves it up nicely.  People will continue to argue this forever, no matter what.

constitution“Well that was written back in the days of flintlock muskets so… blah blah blah” *extreme eye roll when people say that*


Hat tip: TTAG


The false flag attack:

Conrad-The-ConstitutionCrazy timing that this video game out only the day after Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 crashed in the Ukraine.  I wonder if the Fox Bros. (creators of this cartoon) will get another visit from the secret service, or a different type of law enforcement agency because of that? :P


Obama confiscates Conrad’s guns:

*smh* LOL this show.  The episode is poetry, especially the flashback of him and his AR-15 having good times.

2:39 – haha two semi’s full of guns… that’s what I’m talking about.

Conrad-The-Constitution4:29 РHAHAHAH a KEL-TEC

Damn this episode pushes the limits as usual, I love it.