My expectations for this video were greatly exceeded:

Batman-War-Soldier-OldLOL @ the Guinness Book of World Records though… “MOST FUNCTIONAL GADGETS IN A COSPLAY SUIT”… am I being trolled?  Is that a real record that’s on file?  I grew up in a time were records were like “Longest finger nails” and “largest pizza”.  Can the Guinness book be convinced to create a record for anything now?

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Godspeed, my friend.  A world full of wedgies, noogies, and swirlies awaits you…