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What will he have in store for us?  Ghost guns? Connecticut talk?  High capacity assault clips? Shoulder things that go up? Maybe in an amazing twist he appoints me the new MFCEO? *Wildcard bitches YEEEEEHAW*

If you can’t tune in live, the video will be able to be played in full once his speech is over too.  Let me know what you think in the comments.


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