The bRuthers LIVE for this type of thing:

You or a bruther you know can pick one up on Amazon for $99.  Naturally, it’s patent pending, and the base is made out of rich mahogany.

It would drive me nuts that it’s not an actual copy of any particular gun.  It sort of resembles an AK I guess… still, not a fan of the execution.

Gat tip: Luis

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