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FunKeR TaCtiCaL is the absolute kings of hype clickbait.  For AdVaNceD WaRRiOrs OnLy GuiSe:

Initially I was like “Huh?” why are these two dudes all locked up on the ground?  How does this even happen in real life?  Pretty standard FuNkEr TaCtiCaL video though so far.

0:33 – Seriously?  That easy huh?  When the maneuver ended I lost it.  😂 Oh wait… I’ve BEEN TROLLED 😭😤😂

Oh man FuNkEr TaCtiCaL is becoming self aware.  What a day.  *slow claps heard echoing across the internet*

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Gun Jesus Ian doing the Lord’s work:

I must have been busy in January (Disneyland likely haha) when he initially posted this video.  10/10 content, would watch again.

Ian is so knowledgable about firearms, it’s insane.  I wish he would mix it up more often with funny videos on the chan like this one.

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Ohhh I see what you did there with the title Funker Tactical *as you can hear their marketing machine steadily whirring in the background*:

I really am considering opening a mock training school just to make epic troll youtube videos.  It’s proven over and over again that you basically just need self confidence and the gift of gab in order to justify whatever you want.  Oh and you need to print some t-shirts with your crest on them.  The t-shirt gives like 98% of the credibility.  Now to put out a casting call for a troll assistant who will do all the choreographed moves I tell him to…. oh wait… him?  Did I seriously forget the #1 key to growth hacking?  I need to hire some fit mid-twenties girl to woo everyone into sharing for views and it’s game over.

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🔥 from Brazil:

The “PSSSSSSSHHHHHHH” pressure release sound effect is CRUCIAL when preforming a foreign disarm.  Take notes 📝.  This guy’s name is Master Rayllamm.

1:48 – haha with the mag eject, then the gun drop like a mic drop.

I’m happy to see the no-look-derp-scan hasn’t reached Brazil yet.  Oh the innocence.

Oh man this video is money, I love it.  Crucial skill set for the mean streets of Brazil.

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This:

The disarm snake goes SSSssssssss 🐍 😂😂😂 Gat tip: @ryanam7 , Zachary

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SSSssssssssss my dudes.  Disarm videos NEVER get old.

Hope everyone has a great weekend.

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Take notes, and protect your girl before he collects your girl:

LOL who’mstve mans? This type of video is always the same.  Would the fancy moves work? Possibly I guess *shrug*.  There’s also a very good possibility it could go very wrong.

According to google translate, the channel this video is on is Portuguese.

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Gat tip: Markythemark

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