They need to loose the paintball marker, get some Affliction or Ed Hardy hats and shirts, and learn how to fist pump.
Besides that, mission accomplished. The needle on my douchedar was reading 11.
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Since there is going to be at least one more season of the reality TV series Top Shot on the History Channel, I have decided I will award this illustrious title once per season:
The Top Douchebag award is basically for displaying excellence in the field of douchebaggery. Some may say that I jumped the gun on this award seeing as Top Shot is only 5 episodes in…. well to that I say “My award my rules”. If you have seen episode 5 you’ll probably agree that Adam set the douchebag bar pretty high. If someone steps their game up and out douches him I wouldn’t hesitate revoke Adam’s title and give it to a more deserving contestant.
If you didn’t already dislike Adam Benson enough, he is quoted saying “I am the last great American Hero” not only in his Biography on the Top Shot website, but those exact words also come straight from the douches mouth in the original promo video.