The longest longboi I’ve ever seen.¬† A BIG IRON:

It’s actually a real custom gun made by Reddit user Suspectgore074, not a photoshop. ūü§£ūüíÄ

How he made it:

The short story is three slides, the long story is that it took me two attempts to make this thing. The first slide I made got a good thrashing on the milling machine, and was mostly unrecoverable, so I started again on a new slide. I later found a demilled colt slide and chopped that for my second upcoming long slide. The way I extended it is I made custom spacers and welded them between the chopped segments, and then blended it.¬† It’s got a regular government spring with a really long spring cap.

Thoughts?¬† As much as I’m obsessed with the things the 3d printing guys are doing.. it’s cool to see someone make something like this for fun out of real steel.

Products currently haunting my dreams:
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Actually they call it the “senior citizen defender”.¬† If this works for someone, then hey whatever go for it:

The supposed purpose of this gun extendo item:

Regular pistols are almost impossible for seniors, women or disabled folk to aim, and if you hold them up to your eyes to use the “sights” the pistol blocks your vision of the room!

But the Senior Citizen Defender lets you aim while holding the firearm at your hip.

This provides a full field of vision, so important if you have to defend yourself during a TERRIFYING home invasion!

No place to purchase, or price yet of course on the Senior Citizen Defender website. I say this every time… it’s standard by now to release a product video and then give people no place to spend their money even if they wanted too.¬† The font on the website is large and bold, just how you’d expect it.¬† Naturally there are three utility patents pending.¬† Again, very standard.

Maybe this next part is only new to me…¬† but the letter from the lawyer that is on the website talks about how the constitutional right for those who are old or who have disability may NOT be negated by regulatory action seems to have interesting implications if in fact the ATF agrees with that.¬† My eyes are quite sensitive to light, and my ears are quite sensitive as well… does that mean I should be constitutionally allowed a suppressor anywhere and everywhere as long as my doctor signs off? ūü§Ē



*sound of hood rejoicing*

Hi-Point-As-Seen-By-WorldOk ok, I first saw it and was like “Why does it have that weird backwards-knee-arrival-movie-alien-looking design?” ¬†I still don’t really know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with the way the thing feeds into the gun with whatever Hi-Pointy spring they are using. ¬†A quick google search shows other extendos for the Hi-Point though, which definitely aren’t bent AF. Do they think the bend just looks cool? Ergonomics maybe haha?

Anyway, the company which makes these is called RedBall Sports, and they sell them for $25.


Gat tip: Mike


Oh lawwwwwwwd:


*smh* this is getting bad.  LOL

Make sure you’re following me on Instagram for some funny stuff which you won’t always see here.

Gat tip: _shinobida, dbeasta21, Adamar


Making Mattv2099 and Stitches proud:

Mattv2099-High-Capacity-Assault-Magazine-GlockAhaha, the guy who made that is a game animator. ¬†Apparently that gun is the “Kimono” from Battlefield: Hardline. ¬†God, when people talk about video games I feel like a 95 year old. ¬†Same with SnapChat, although I’m a buying into snapchat a bit more after today. ¬†Went to my barber¬†today to get my fade right and she was explaining snap chat and was like “I’ll show you”… so she pulls it up and is like “Ok, so my friend just sent me this one and if you click it it brings up the video”… she clicks it and it’s her friend shaking her bare boobs around. ¬†“I was like Uhhhh cool, well I’m sold!… What’s her ID on there tho? :D”

Speaking of Stitches and extendos… he dropped a new vid last week called “Dan Bilzerian”, which is completely ridiculous and terrible. ¬†It has some clips in there of Dan and I was thinking there is just no way he endorsed this trainwreck. ¬†Sure enough, he must not have because the video dropped off the channel shortly after. ¬†Well thankfully someone saved it, and you can check it out here¬†if you need your blood pressure raised, and your faith in humanity knocked down a few notches.


Gat tip: Matthew


Gunwebsites has lots of guns and accessories to show off… here’s extendos on everything:

Stitches-RapperNo reason not to own extendos.  A couple reasons not to carry them.

Probably one of the funniest things I remember from Instagram was that PHLster made up an actual kydex extendo holster for Stitches to make fun of him for the “BITCH I GOT EXTENDOS” line in his rap video.