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“PERCEPTION is reality” says the company who makes fake firearms:

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Perceived Carry Decoys is the company.  This is what they have to say about their “fake gun” product:

What are Perceived Carry Decoys? We’re glad you asked! Perceived Carry Decoys is a veteran owned entity that offers the worlds first and only way to exercise your 2nd amendment right, without the stigma or concerns associated with owning a gun.

PCD understands that not everyone is comfortable with owning an actual firearm. But why should those feelings affect your personal safety?
Now they no longer have to. With the launch of Perceived Carry Decoys, you may now give off the appearance that you are toting serious heat, while in actuality you have nothing more than a one piece device attached to your hip that is as harmless as a cell phone.

You no longer have to worry about young children finding a loaded weapon. This all-in-one piece construction does not come apart. At a fraction of the price of a real firearm, you too may enjoy the benefits of carrying a weapon, without having to shell out hundreds(sometimes $1000’s) of dollars for something that statistics show probably will not and/or should not be used.

A PCD device is meant to be a means of crime deterrent, rather than a means of self defense. After all, who’s going to run up on a person with a gun?

While these are not actual firearms, their extreme resemblance to real guns tucked neatly in a holster may be enough to give you the jump on anyone who may wish to do you or your family harm.

The whole purpose of open carry is to give off the “don’t mess with me” persona. The whole purpose of Perceived Carry Decoys is to give off the appearance that you too are ready for anyone, anywhere.

No waiting for background checks, no fees for classes, permits, or ammunition, protect yours today!

Disclaimer: Perceived Carry Devices are not intended to be used in emergencies. If you find yourself in a life threatening situation, first seek safety, then dial 911 as you should when carrying a real firearm.

Perceived-Carry-Decoys-LogoI’m pretty sure this is a joke… everything about it screams that I’m being trolled gently.  Even the pictures are so bad, it’s almost too good to be true.

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Gat tip: T.O., NAZ

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The long intro had me pumped… then came the “test” starting at 1:40:

*eye roll* my first thought was how is it even fed rounds?  Is the magazine on top and they come through the tube? hahhaha who knows.. but it just gets more corny and fake as the video goes on.

I don’t dispute that real versions of this will likely exist within the next few years.  They will be a muzzle discipline nazi’s worst nightmare when someone is learning to fly.  I wouldn’t want to have the operator sneeze or anything while he/she had their finger on the FIRE button.

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Hat tip: Sean D., Chris, Eric, Carl

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From yesterday’s scumbag who fakes being a veteran to get free stuff:

This guy is such a loser. I love how he thinks he’s so untouchable.

Something tells me the FBI facial recognition software he believes everyone is listed in probably keeps saying he is Jabba The Hut.

My prediction is that this guy will disappear from youtube pretty soon. There has to be a lot of people out there that have seen this guy in real life. Judging by his videos, any interaction with him at all would be hard to forget. If he wasn’t such a disgusting human being, I’d like to see him cast as a Bond villain.  His creep-factor is off the charts.

I’m assuming anyone at law enforcement agency could find this guy in 2 seconds with a simple information request from youtube if what he is/was doing is actually illegal.

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Behold the scum of the earth:

All for some free drinks and free admission to WWE wresting… pretty sad.

Frankly if I saw this guy at TGI Fridays etc… i’d like to keep buying him blooming onions and liquor until he inevitably has a heart attack.

I love how he thinks he’s just so damn brilliant.   I’m pretty confident someone is going to make him and kick his ass out in the parking lot someday.

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LOL that is one of the best ones yet.  Freddiew is the man.

Seriously, where can I get a Glock like that?  They should make “J” (Joker) editions of all their guns.

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Every gunshot and explosion from freddiew’s videos from 2010, edited together in a rapid-fire montage.

Epic.

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