*In my best Oprah voice* YOU get a boner! YOUUU get a boner! YOUUUUUUUU get a boner too!:
That there is the Chris Costa a.k.a. Sharky McJumperson *new* in turbo-hungry “paying my great grandkids college tuition” mode… shilling airsoft guns! Oooooooooh kill’em ooooooooh. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Holy god the excitement and man love in that room you’d need a reciprocating saw with a tungsten carbide blade to even ATTEMPT to cut through it… but to your dismay the blade would be like “nah bro, I just want a sniff of Costa. GIMME ONE or I’ll cut you.” ew… just ew.
Here he is playing with some toy guns, in full turbo operator mode, making more JP boys fall in love:
1:58 – OHOOOOOO speed reload! Multiple consecutive malfunction clear! +1000 JP man love.
2:16 – The Japanese paid extra for that little *bow chicka wow wow* he did with the 1911 slide. That’s in the options package that most countries can’t afford to spring for.
2:23 – Suspicious… that dude was on his knees in front of Costa. CANNOT UNSEE or UN-IMAGINE.
2:36 – Costa’s *acting like I care what’s going on inside this POS* face.
2:58 – Ah cool, fake ammo he says to himself… they are paying me to care about this garbage he says to himself.
4:18 – Nothing but steel! No wait… probably just pot metal or thin aluminum for it to ping off. *snicker*
4:54 – One on deck! Just like real life. <3 CC
Here’s a 30 minute long Q&A with Costa (translated to Japanese after he says a sentence), which I don’t have the time to watch tonight:
I’m sure the above video is enthralling LOL… let me know in the comments.
Like, did he not know these vids would end up on the internet? Or is this some cool new social media / rebranding strategy I wouldn’t understand?
BRB, this post gave me Lupus… Costa Lupus. In all honesty though, when vids like this show up in my email it makes me happy to be ENDO even more than I already am.
Oh and if you thought I was joking about the Love dolls, and fake girlfriends click those links.
No disrespect to JP as a whole, I fuck with your clothing and design heavy… you just need to get some self confidence and drive with the females though my dudes. Or don’t… whatever makes you guys happy. :)
Thoughts?
Hat tip: Jason, GearWhoresAnon, nouno
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To Summarize His complaints: Slippery slide, Grip angle, massive grip