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Les fancy bullpup operations on the 100m range:

Filming between a dude’s legs?  It’s not gay if he’s shooting a rifle!

FAMAS-French-StuntingI’m not sure how many of those shots connected, but Jean Paul definitely looked cool doing it.  Do they have notch hats in France yet though?  I feel he could use one.  Le Notch chapeau perhaps?

Oh and DAT FAMAS amirite?  Thoughts?

Hat tip: Van

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Magic bullet humor = magically not funny or tasteful:

JFK-Assassination-Toast-ArtI’m no marketing genius, but why a French company would run such a distinctly American ad doesn’t really make much sense to me in the first place.  If they were going for edgy and American, they should have done something Travon/Zimmerman related to really piss people off.  Sure people will still get upset and offended by John F. Kennedy assassination humor, but it’s guaranteed not to cause nearly as much of a stir as something controversially fresh no matter what country you live in.

Pictured left is some JFK assassination toast FAIL art I blogged about a while back… as you can see he was hit with the entire cartridge. *face palm*

Thoughts?

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DAMN! LOOK AT THAT F**KING TRIGGER.
THE DAMN GUARD FLIPS OUT SO YOU CAN SHOOT IT.
EVEN IF YOU’RE WEARING MITTENS THAT ARE TWO F**KING SIZES PAST HUGE
Know what that’s called?
IT’S MOTHERF**KING ARCTIC MODE. BITCH.

LOL check out the full awesomeness of the fan page writeup over at thefamas.org

Hat tip: Eric

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Wow that looks like it would have hurt.

The description just says this:

The gunman, who burst on Thursday at dawn in an outbreak of Rosny-sous-Bois which he is suspected of raping a resident, was overpowered and arrested by late afternoon.

And I don’t know French so I have no idea what they are talking about in the video.

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Because all you need is a quality corkscrew and a white flag if you’re french :)

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