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This is unsurprising and retarded:

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Oh wow, an “openly gay” character in Archie Comics, and a shooting of that character which Archie tries to stop and ends up taking a bullet and dying.  *gasps* *primal screams*  sooooo cutting edge… so edgy… so relevant to the struggles and things going on in today’s world. *eye roll*  To make things even better, the gay character Kevin Keller Keller is a married military veteran and newly elected senator who’s pushing for more gun control in Riverdale after his husband was involved in a shooting.  Like if that isn’t the perfect manufactured character and story line I don’t know what is.  I feel like I’m gagging on a rainbow filled unicorn horn right now.  It’s a real shame that the writers didn’t have the foresight to make Kevin Keller black or Mexican, a war amputee, and a transvestite midget too… that really would have pushed the “Ooooohs and Aaaaaaaahhs” over the top and gained major points for originality.  So much white privilege in Archie Comics it’s like a Hitler Youth publication.

“We wanted to do something that was impactful that would really resonate with the world and bring home just how important Archie is to everyone,” said Goldwater. “That’s how we came up with the storyline of saving Kevin. He could have saved Betty. He could have saved Veronica. We get that, but metaphorically, by saving Kevin, a new Riverdale is born.”

Source – Breitbart

Archie-Kevin-Keller-GayROFL that quote is literally the gayest thing (no pun or disrespect intended) I have ever read.  My sister and I used to read a lot of Archie comics because my grandparents owned a store.  I lost respect for the franchise when they started repeating storylines years later in comics thinking people wouldn’t notice.  Well we did notice and stopped reading.  The comic also got watered down heavily as the world was beginning to change to what it is now, where people who own companies convince themselves they have to walk around on eggshells and not dare say anything non-politically correct which would piss anyone off.

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Hat tip: Steve

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Three new faces to the NRA News Commentators team:

Nikki Turpeaux:

Chris Cheng:

Gabby Franco:

bruno-gayMore diversification.  Still, I feel like there are two groups that are being grossly under represented.  The first being old geezers.  Really old people generally don’t own computers, or if they do they have no idea how to use them so I guess that demographic isn’t worth going after online when they naturally prefer to get their gun information delivered in hard copy form directly to their house by horse.  The second group that the NRA isn’t representing, is the gay community.  How awesome would that be if some enthusiastic pro-gun flamboyantly gay queen in a feather boa and make-up was a commentator?  The sheer amount of jimmies that would rustle could be quantified by the 1000 comments that would appear on his videos every 2 minutes.  Some would denounce the NRA, while others would celebrate its KEEPING IT REAL and willing to take a risk.  NRA even rhymes with GAY, so all the protest signs basically write themselves.

UPDATE: I was informed that Chris Cheng is gay. Keep calm and carry on.

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A 2006 TV Show where 9 of the gayest Scandinavian men faced the toughest challenge of their lives:

LOL this show is seriously for real.  I thought I was being trolled when Ross sent me the link.

A little taste of what Gay Army has to offer.  Shooting the M16:

Priceless… I’ve got to track this show down.

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Hat tip: Ross

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This is the type of serious business that gets discussed on the internet.

You be the judge:

I’m leaning more towards saying it was intended to be just his brother or good friend.  The lack of other people represented besides the two of them, and the long waists-touching embrace could suggest otherwise though.

Regardless of the homo/hetro-ness of the commercial, its good to see Budweiser supports the troops.

What do your gaydars read? Let me know in the comments.

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Source

LOL “Oil Check”… nasty.

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Deviating from the topic of guns for a second, I thought this picture was hilarious:

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Final Score:

New Orleans Saints – 31
Indianapolis Colts – 17

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