Pure gold. I’ve NEVER seen chaos so guided *tear rolls down cheek*:
If you remember my first post on Guided Chaos titled “Sometimes His Mom Lets Him Train“, the video was a pure train wreck. Obviously as you can see they didn’t take the criticism constructively, instead they made that video private (standard move).
In the above video there are a lot of fancy, low impact looking quick moves. My gut instinct tells me that would work like bullshit in real life, but what do I know?
0:05 – These quick air moves will at least let your attacker know you’re batshit crazy. Probably not a bad psychological maneuver actually. I’d recommend reaching down your pants and pulling poop out though pre-jazz hands, just to up the ante.
0:20 – A LOT of jostling in this video, and slaps and yells at “attackers” which are calmly swaying back and forth.
0:27 – Yesssssss. I knew disarms were coming. So legit guys. Take notes.
0:33 – All killer no filler.
0:35 – Those slaps tho…
0:43 – Whoa I thought for a second here the Chaos was going off the rails for a sec… but then I was like “nope…. nope… I see you brAh my bad, it’s guided”.
I think this guy must have attended the Guided Chaos school for CQC:
Get some more Guided Chaos over at their website Attack Proof, and find out where you can train with them.
I’m still not entirely sure this isn’t all a big joke, and these guys are the master trolls of the close quarters combat world.
Thoughts? Would train with? Would at least *doosh doosh* *doosh doosh* with?