guided chaos

Slappy McSlapperson is back at it:

Wow, I get to do a second Guided Chaos post within the timespan of less than a month? Truly blessed.ūüėā.¬† Everyone needs supportive friends like that guy has.¬† You just know that in their heads they are like ūüí≠ “He really thinks this is working, so I’ll play along… but I could drop him in a heartbeat”.

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haha this guy is still at it:

Jokes aside, I have to respect the hustle.¬† I blogged about this dude in 2014 (Sometimes His Mom Lets Him Train), and 2015 (Guided Chaos Is Back With A Combatives DVD).¬† 7 years (almost to the day) later, he’s still guiding chaos. *chef’s kiss*. Those two posts I linked by the way, are some classic ENDO.¬† I was truly on my bullshit back then just as much, if not more, than I am now.¬† You love to see it.

Just in case you didn’t click through, here’s the promo video from the 2nd post:

WILD ūüėā.¬† Should honestly be a seizure / heart problems warning on that video.¬† I’m in good health, and after watching it I felt like I drank 3 Venti iced Americanos.

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Pure gold. ¬†I’ve NEVER seen chaos so guided *tear rolls down cheek*:

If you remember my first post on Guided Chaos titled “Sometimes His Mom Lets Him Train“, the video was a pure train wreck. ¬†Obviously as you can see they didn’t take the criticism constructively, instead they made that video private (standard move).

In the above video there are a lot of fancy, low impact looking quick moves.  My gut instinct tells me that would work like bullshit in real life, but what do I know?

0:05 – These quick air moves will at least let your attacker know you’re batshit crazy. ¬†Probably not a bad psychological maneuver actually. ¬†I’d recommend reaching down your pants and pulling poop out though pre-jazz hands, just to up the ante.

0:20 – A LOT of jostling in this video, and slaps and yells at “attackers” which are calmly swaying back and forth.

0:27 РYesssssss. I knew disarms were coming.  So legit guys.  Take notes.

0:33 – All killer no filler.

0:35 – Those slaps tho…

0:43 – Whoa I thought for a second here the Chaos was going off the rails for a sec… but then I was like “nope…. nope… I see you brAh my bad, it’s guided”.

I think this guy must have attended the Guided Chaos school for CQC:

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Get some more Guided Chaos over at their website Attack Proof, and find out where you can train with them.

Guided-Chaos-Adaptive-DefenseI’m still not entirely sure this isn’t all a big joke, and these guys are the master trolls of the close quarters combat world.

Thoughts?  Would train with?  Would at least *doosh doosh* *doosh doosh* with?

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OMG “Guided Chaos” guys look:

The script would read “Opening scene, we see the shooter¬†on an indoor range which looks a lot like John Wayne Gacy’s basement”.

0:26 – Balance training always comes in handy. ¬†Personally I train on log roll though…. having it spin you around and dunk you is some bullshit, be prepared.

0:39 – Awwwwwww shit the old “No-Look/Switch Hand /Moving/Point Shoot” such a classic. ¬†You can tell him and his buddies made this shit up just to be like “HELL YEA WE OPERATE HARD BRO!”

1:00 – PURE CHAOS guys… pure uncut chaos. ¬†MY MIND WAS LIKE *KABOOM*

1:09 – I wonder what being a “Guided¬†Chaos¬†Jostler” pays? ¬†Do they have another opening? ¬†Is there an application / interview? ¬†“Where have you jostled in the past?” ¬†“Are you comfortable jostling in all types of environments, disruptive ones even?” ¬†“Ever run into any issues in a jostle? If so how did you solve them?” ¬†“Where or who do you see yourself jostling in 10 years?”

1:29 – He trains like he’s on the school yard, and those five dummies are bullies who want to give him an atomic wedgie.

Guided-Chaos-Adaptive-Defense1:44 – He’s in full flashback mode here. ¬†His mom warned him about this type of training brining up old thoughts of the past. ¬†Hear his primal UHHHhhgggggggg uHhhHHGGGGGGAaAAHHhhhhhh.

Get some more Guided Chaos over at their website Attack Proof, and find out where you can train with them. ¬†I know your mom and his mom will be besties. ¬†After your 2nd training session they’ll even collaborate and your mom might make cookies and his might make little triangle cut sandwiches with the crust removed.

Thoughts? ¬†I bet he’s asked his mom so many times if he could get the Guided Chaos logo tattooed on his lower back. ¬†She keeps saying no.

Hat tip: Caleb

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