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MrColionNoir has feelings guys, and they are hurt :P

I think he should start wearing ENDO apparel on video again, rather than questionable $100 polo shirts with pink psycho bunnies on them.  I’m actually kind of surprised the NRA hasn’t asked him to chill on the luxury items when promoting their stuff because it might alienate people.  Although at the same time, they probably know he would tell them to piss off because he’s doing all right as a lawyer and they need him more than he needs them so they are biting their tongue.  Additionally, Judging by the comments he gets I’m guessing near 100% of his audience has zero idea that the stuff he wears is any different from a $12 poloshirt for example because frankly most of the time it isn’t different… but that’s not the point.  Because of that, MrColionNoir if you still read this blog what I really hope you do is just straight stunt on everyone and do reckless shit like wear multiple watches in the few hundred thousand range, platinum chains, exotic leathers incorporated into your clothing, post pics of the exotic cars you cop, ladies you roll with… the whole deal so haters can keep doing what they do best and hate.  Maybe that’s what the purpose of this NOIR show I keep hearing about will be?  Hater acquisition.

MrColionNoir-ENDO-New-York-ReloadI wonder if he ever regrets the hat thing?  I used to like wearing hats all the time, but now I can’t stand them and wear them mainly so I don’t get sun AIDS or whatever you can get from a sunburn nowadays.

Thoughts?

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YOU GET A GUN! YOU GET A GUN! YOU GET A GUN! *Oprah voice*

BraveTheWorld-Shotgun-TanktopGood message, but the delivery creeped me out.  I don’t know how to describe it… maybe “Religious zealot meets Monroe’s Santa Baby” for the first part of the video.  It sped up and was a bit less creepy after about the half way point.

I do like how girls getting into guns is becoming the norm now.  It’s especially noticeable on Instagram (follow me @EverydayNoDaysOff)… so many range photos and gear photos from girls going up constantly.   It’s really neat to see female related product innovations too, not just the played out “LET’S MAKE IT PINK!  GIRLS LIKE PINK!” trash that was happening a few years ago.

Thoughts?  Would operate with white tanktop shotgun girl?

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Not sure if serious.  Currently only available on Android devices…

Gun-Geo-Marker-App-Google-Play

The Gun Geo Marker app, released to Google’s Play app store on July 7, invites users to mark the homes and businesses of “suspected unsafe gun owners … to help others in the area learn about their geography of risk from gun accidents or violence.

Full Story – Fox News

ROFL “suspected gun owners”.  If this app actually becomes popular I really hope all pro gun people with compatible devices download it and hammer the app by submitting random bullshit locations of suspected gun owners, just to make the information already more useless than it already is.

Gun-Geo-Marker-App-LogoYou can check out the Gun Geo Marker page in the Google Play store.  I have a few Android devices, but I’d rather stare at paint drying than spend even a second right now in an app so useless.  Another reason I suspect this to be a troll app is because it came out first for Android, and the user interface looks like complete shit.  Who does that?  haha.  I’m sure the iPhone version will be release any day now, much to the joy of anti-gun hipsters everywhere.

My main question is, what would someone that is very afraid / paranoid of firearms do with the information in this app?  Boycot gun-owner run businesses?  Plan daily life around staying at least 100 yards away from all gun owner’s houses?  Both options are equally retarded and hardly feasible.

A positive outcome of this app (if the geo-marked information is accurate) may be finding yourself some more range friends that live close by.

Thoughts?Troll-Face

Hat tip: Nick, Mike, Kevin

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This is so awesome, you just have to watch it:

LOL so true… everyone knows someone like that.  I’d even go as far as to say if you claim you don’t know someone like the person he described, then it must be you.  The worst is drinking with guys like that, because it gets multiplied by 10… add another 10x on top of that if there are girls around.  I’m glad even when I was younger I had enough sense to avoid situations rather than roll the dice on my life or well being.

“when they made his gun, they stopped making everybody else guns”
^^^^ Truth

I’m looking forward to the rest of the videos in this series.

Thoughts?

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