high capacity

This is what I consider a valid gentleman’s rant:

Note that he actually states facts.

OMG what a scary shirt he has on… 4 high capacity assault clips filled to the top!  I hear those bullets can pierce tank armor and shoot down airplanes! You can pick up your own Black Rifle t-shirt over at ENDO Apparel.

If you’re not already subscribed to MrColionNoir you’re slippin.. go do it now.  He needs to start getting more of that YouTube money to pay for ammo now that he turned into a hipster and bought a Glock 33 ( .357 Sig ). :P

Thoughts?  How many rounds are too many? Think of the children.

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Made by some kids at the University of Nottingham in the UK:

Pretty risky move in the UK.  Observe at 1:47 when the crazed smoke ring gunman lets loose.

I purpose filling the box with a mixture of concentrated cigarette smoke and farts, and essentially firing cancer and stink directly at enemy lungs.

The University of Nottingham is in the hometown of Heckler & Koch.  If HK made a smoke ring vortex cannon they would only sell it to law enforcement for copious amounts of money, and scoff at the civilian market worldwide.

You can check out this bigger, more grown up version of the Cannon with a guy that’s just a bit more excited than he should be.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Stuart

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The gun store guy speak on gun laws that they think are stupid:

I know some of you guys are getting sick of these two, but I get a kick out of them and there’s some good commentary in this video.

The background conversations going on in their videos drive me nuts.  I suppose that’s what you get for filming during business hours though.

LOL pump action AK-47s!  I didn’t even know those existed… hilarious.  California… You crazy!

Thoughts?

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Sebastian from Snowflakes In Hell held an Assault Clip contest, and here were a couple of the funniest entries:

I used to HATE that stupid paper clip.

I hope the Brady Campaign sees these posts.  They obviously won’t learn anything from them though… some people will always insist that “clips” and “magazines” are interchangeable terms. Don’t even get me started on the “assault” part…

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Uh yea.. I need some of those. :) 33 round Glock magazines just aren’t big enough.

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I’m going to LOL so hard when we find out in a few years that the Brady Campaign is actually a organization set up for the sole purpose of trolling.

What caliber is that even? .45 Colt? No doubt for some of those high capacity cowboy action assault revolver moon clips.

A recent email they sent out:

Hear that guys? We deserve to be protected from these weapons of war!

I love how they just effortlessly jump back and forth between terms like “high capacity clip”, “assault clip”, and “ammunition magazine”. Thank god they specify “ammunition” magazine though.. in the context of that joke of a writeup I would have assumed they were talking about a paper magazine such as MAD.

I agree with him about the 32 bullets in 16 seconds though. That’s only 2 rounds/second!  I demand a much higher RPM for my full auto fun.

Hat tip: Eric

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