These are always fun:

Make your own clever one up and post the link in the comments.


Products currently haunting my dreams:
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Their alcohol abuse potential:


Nothing ironic about that picture.

Show it to a hipster, he/she will blow Clove cigarette smoke in your face, angrily put their macbook back in their messenger bag, slide on their Ray Ban wayfarers so you don’t see the tears, briskly walk back to their chained up fixed gear bicycle (fixie), button up their vest, and speed home to cook some vegan comfort food.


To go with your wayfarers, tight jeans, and ironic t-shirts:

It’s actually a Kickstarter project (HERE).  The $3000 goal seems too ambitious.. but hey, what do I know?

Hopefully anyone that buys this won’t experience any problems with the police (“OMG someone is carrying a gun!” type calls). Wouldn’t want to piss off the police too much, you’re gonna need them to take your report after each beating you’ll receive for wearing something like this.


M-1000s are hardly dynamite by the traditional definition, but seeing as they got them from China town, they might have more than the usual amount of explosives in them.

Doesn’t look like those hipsters will be surfing the web for indy music, ironic t-shirts, and raybans anymore with that mac.


I recently added the word “Glock” as a saved search on twitter, thinking that it would probably sniff out some cool Glock related links and maybe some sites with some content that I had not seen before.

Boy was I wrong..

There are 3 main uses of the word Glock on twitter:

1) As a generic term for a handgun by some internet gangster
2) In a rap lyric ( in the context generic most of the time as well)
3) In reference to the german race car driver Timo Glock

And finally… The most irritating, and the one that occurs way too frequently:

4) When talking about the song ” Uffie – Pop The Glock “

[youtube width=”560″ height=”340″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1v2PtoxwNo[/youtube]

The song is catchy ill give it that.

stop hatin and playin hard
i got a loaded bodygaurd
dont make him pull out the glock and pop

And the chorus:

pop the glock, the glock you pop
if you outta line its you ill bang pop
( repeated 3x )

As soon as I started the video up and saw the hipsters I knew it was going to be a wild ride.  The music video makes no sense , and predictably it has almost nothing to do with guns.

A gun (albeit not a Glock) makes 3 cameo appearances though:

@51 sec


@2min 36sec


@3min 4sec


The “Glock” looks like some sort of Beretta 92/M9 copy.

You gotta love how before she “Pops” the Glock, there is an audible spinning of a revolver cylinder … classic

I wonder if Glock will (or did?) give this record company a scare like they did to the rap record labels a while back? (reference to 2003 Forbes article – HERE)