Hoffner

Meh shooting.  Stabbing AND shooting is really how the pros do it apparently:

?? Train with @hoffner_knives for some of this legit AF ?????? action. ??? ?@PracticallyTactical via Ross

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gun-community-dramaWowwwwwww.  Hoffner is the name of the training company.  If that name sounds familiar to you, they make embarrassing “Tactical Pants” which I blogged about in the past.  Hey it’s your life though, if you think stabbing and shooting + tactical turbo mom jeans are both dope then click that above link and start maxing out all your credit cards ASAP.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Practically Tactical

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Holy this is so operator it hurts:

If only they made a stars & stripes version of their American made tactical pants so I could roundhouse people to the face.

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The company which makes these is called Hoffner, and they are $150 on their website.  It doesn’t include that neoprene inside-the-pants holster, so make sure you add on a couple of those for $35 so you can carry your handgun, a spare magazine, and a flashlight, or FOUR AR-15 MAGAZINES LOL (pictured above) inside your pants by your thighs.  Gives a new meaning to the term thunder thighs.  If you check the graphic on the site you’ll see there are so many external pockets as well you could probably carry around several hundred rounds if you were strong enough and didn’t give a shit about mobility.  All jokes aside the pants actually do look like they are really good quality.  God those jeans look atrocious in the video though wow… like turbo mom jeans.

Oh and whatever you do, don’t forget to add a concealed carry neck id holder to the cart *smh*:

concealed-carry-neck-idI kid you not, that thing exists and it is only $30 on the Hoffner website.  According to them with the shit hits the fan, the police “will know you are the good guy” ahahhahahahhahahahhaha.

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Gat tip: Matt W.

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