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Daaaaaaaaaamn!

A paltry $250 over at Athena’s Armory. It also comes in a black snakeskin looking leather if you’re an edgy cool mom.

Imagine not being sophisticated enough to buy this for your lady, so you end up having to walk around with her while she’s purse carrying (embarrassing 😬 wow my guy…yikes), or worse carrying in some sort of kydex monstrosity.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Alex

NOTE: Hope some of you are still checking back!  I took an extended break at Christmas because I was having so much fun… repeatedly ate too much, stared at the ocean a lot, went to a lot of great breweries with my family etc.  Hope you all had a good time as well!  I feel like it will take a few days worth of posting for me to really “regain my voice” and straight SNAP on everyone again with the commentary on the content.

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Oh wow 🤔… a belt clip with a long magnet that you shove in your pants and stick a gun to.  *slow clap* Now you can incorporate a magnet into your brilliant Mexican carry.  What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

This came to me as a mass email which I’m assuming was sent to all gun blogs.  I did a deep sigh when Brandon (the guy from Idea Buyer who emailed me about this), called me an “influencer in this space” and offered to send me some samples to review.

Yo you guys gotta check out this “PrEsS ReLeAsE”:

Now available for sale, MagneCarry has changed the way firearms are carried concealed. Unlike traditional gun holsters that can be bulky and easy to spot, MagneCarry is lightweight and unobtrusive.

A less expensive replacement for standard holsters, MagneCarry’s canvas-covered magnet clips onto a belt, waistband or pocket. The user simply places their firearm flush against MagneCarry and magnetic force creates fixed placement. The product’s slim profile allows for more secure and less noticeable firearm carrying. At less than 8 inches (19 cm) long it adds minimal weight to the users frame and allows for quicker, more agile movement. MagneCarry is the perfect firearms accessory for law enforcement officers as well as military and government personnel. Remember the FBI agent that did a backflip? If only he had been using MagneCarry!

For unobtrusive firearm concealment, MagneCarry is the solution; a lightweight magnetic gun attachment meant to replace traditional gun holsters.
 Easy to use
 Discrete concealment
 Slim profile
 Lightweight and comfortable Multi-use
In partnership with Idea Buyer LLC., MagneCarry will be available for purchase on
Friday, December 7 th on Amazon for $21.99.

Initial inventory is expected to sell out quickly!

Fellas…

Idea incubator businesses like IdeaBuyer (the place that developed this) are definitely interesting.  I couldn’t imagine being one of those people low on the totem pole there.  If ideas like this one in the post somehow make it to development, can you imagine all the ones that they have to filter out?  I can see it now… A piehitter working on submitting his 5th idea, trying to get the wording right in the email… how to accurately describe a “training system” with a physical product consisting of an all-in-one treadmill with attached ratchet wrench wacker and bungee cords.  He can’t get the grin off his face as he pounds the keys he’s going to be so damn rich once it takes off.

You kings dropping $22 on one of these holster alternatives, and throwing your other holsters in the trash where they belong?  Remember Magnecarry is the perfect firearms accessory for law enforcement officers as well as military and government personnel.  I’m kind of choked there was no Navy SEAL endorsement… oh well give it some time.

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Oh you use a plain black kydex holster?  Cute bro, you have like ZERO flair.  Check this VENOM themed one out:

Because I’m a low-key BoRther I wouldn’t OC it, but the craftsmanship looks legit.  A company called Tydex Holsters makes it, if you want to hit him up for a custom one.

Here’s a video of it in action:

Thoughts?  You flaring it up, letting the people know how superior you are when you open carry?

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Magnets… how do they work?  This is what innovation looks like:

I’m so charged up after reading these details:

  • UNIQUE DESIGN FOR MAX COMFORT: Smooth nylon-plastic flexes to fit contour of back and spreads pressure evenly to eliminate pressure points ** Gun never touches skin ** Comfortable when seated in chair or car (feels similar to lumbar support) ** Bands can be individually adjusted and moved to fit any body type ** Bands are thin and minimalist to prevent sweating
  • MAGNETIC RETENTION: Strong neodymium magnets hold gun in place ** Gun only comes out from sustained horizontal pull during draw ** Will never accidently release from sudden impact or jarring ** Draw gun in under 2 seconds while standing or sitting ** Pocket maintains shape for easy reholstering ** Designed for right hand draw
  • COMPLETE CONCEALMENT AND SAFETY: Gun disappears into recess of lower back under any basic shirt ** Gun stays in uncommon position which helps avoid detection ** Draw motion looks similar to pulling out wallet ** Muzzle never pointed at body while worn or drawn ** Trigger guard fully protected
  • FULL MOBILITY: Allows full unrestricted range of movement and mobility during standing, sitting, jogging, sprinting, or jumping ** Limited stretch elastic bands will automatically adjust to fit in different positions standing or sitting or during movement ** Wearable with any type of clothing (undershirt recommended for extended use) ** No belt or oversize jeans required ** Perfect for undercover or off-duty law enforcement
  • FITS MOST GUNS: Excellent fit for all Glocks and similar fullsize, compact, and subcompact polymer-framed semi-autos with streamlined controls ** NOT RECOMMENDED for heavy, metal frame guns or guns with large controls (decockers, manual safeties, or oversize slide releases) as commonly found on full-size 1911’s, sig sauer’s, or CZ’s. Slimmer handguns with large controls may still fit if overall width is similar to glock) ** NOT RECOMMENDED for use with revolvers

Incredible.  They call it the “Got-Your-Back-Holster”.  Sold at Amazon for $44 if you have a flock that needs protecting.  I’m sure that NRA t-shirt can be picked up from the NRA.  Man, I really need to make at least one cringe shirt; “Keeping good people free and bad people at bay” LOLOL man I love the sentiment obviously but holy man that’s weapons grade cringe.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Steadlydeadly

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Sweet mother of god this industry is more cringy than I thought.  They call this “Tribe-ID”:

Yea what you’re looking at is a clip on velcro patch display for the Fobus GL-2ND holster; one basic bitch holster which no one I know on the internet or in real life even owns.

The velcro are is a 54mm circle.  That’s 2″… who makes 2″ round patches?  I’m sure they exist but I guess that’s another niche they are trying to create and fill?

Oh and one of the best parts is that their website black-bunker.com consists of a single image (which looks like it would be a website), and it’s a 33.8MB jpg.  I shit you not.  I almost fell of my damn chair 😂.

Reading the website, I’m not 100% sure this isn’t a semi good troll.  The only thing more cringy than this product and the website, is as usual all the major firearms blogs are doing their whole “press release” thing and not even poking fun at this (I’m assuming getting paid for it too?  I delete / mark as spam 100% of those type of “blog about our shit product and we’ll give you a free one or some money” emails as you probably expected).  I don’t know how much this thing is, and nor do I care.  If you really need to put a Punisher head or MoLoN LaBe patch on your holster, you could just order a square or circle of sticky back velcro for a few dollars which would satisfy your needs and effectively communicate your dominance to the other pie hitters looking at Mountain Dew in the soft drink aisle at the grocery store.  As the saying by all the basics on instagram goes “Your vibe attracts your tribe”.

Thoughts?  Designed and made in Israel according to the website.  For as long as I can remember, that place seems to be the mecca of bad ideas when it comes to gun related things and TrAiNiNg.

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Alienware, oops I mean AlienGear comes thru (that was a joke for all my old school computer nerds out there):

16 hours on a charge.  Hmmmm 🤔 that’s pretty much the length of the high speed ops I go on, so I might have to try this out.

Like they say, “it’s not stupid if it works” amirite fellas?  The ShapeShift holster starter kit is $100.  I don’t see a price on the site for the DryTuck and computer fan addon yet, because they said it will be out in summer.

Thoughts?  

P.S. Thanks for still checking back for posts, even though I go on holidays a lot now.

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