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Oh you use a plain black kydex holster?  Cute bro, you have like ZERO flair.  Check this VENOM themed one out:

Because I’m a low-key BoRther I wouldn’t OC it, but the craftsmanship looks legit.  A company called Tydex Holsters makes it, if you want to hit him up for a custom one.

Here’s a video of it in action:

Thoughts?  You flaring it up, letting the people know how superior you are when you open carry?

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Magnets… how do they work?  This is what innovation looks like:

I’m so charged up after reading these details:

  • UNIQUE DESIGN FOR MAX COMFORT: Smooth nylon-plastic flexes to fit contour of back and spreads pressure evenly to eliminate pressure points ** Gun never touches skin ** Comfortable when seated in chair or car (feels similar to lumbar support) ** Bands can be individually adjusted and moved to fit any body type ** Bands are thin and minimalist to prevent sweating
  • MAGNETIC RETENTION: Strong neodymium magnets hold gun in place ** Gun only comes out from sustained horizontal pull during draw ** Will never accidently release from sudden impact or jarring ** Draw gun in under 2 seconds while standing or sitting ** Pocket maintains shape for easy reholstering ** Designed for right hand draw
  • COMPLETE CONCEALMENT AND SAFETY: Gun disappears into recess of lower back under any basic shirt ** Gun stays in uncommon position which helps avoid detection ** Draw motion looks similar to pulling out wallet ** Muzzle never pointed at body while worn or drawn ** Trigger guard fully protected
  • FULL MOBILITY: Allows full unrestricted range of movement and mobility during standing, sitting, jogging, sprinting, or jumping ** Limited stretch elastic bands will automatically adjust to fit in different positions standing or sitting or during movement ** Wearable with any type of clothing (undershirt recommended for extended use) ** No belt or oversize jeans required ** Perfect for undercover or off-duty law enforcement
  • FITS MOST GUNS: Excellent fit for all Glocks and similar fullsize, compact, and subcompact polymer-framed semi-autos with streamlined controls ** NOT RECOMMENDED for heavy, metal frame guns or guns with large controls (decockers, manual safeties, or oversize slide releases) as commonly found on full-size 1911’s, sig sauer’s, or CZ’s. Slimmer handguns with large controls may still fit if overall width is similar to glock) ** NOT RECOMMENDED for use with revolvers

Incredible.  They call it the “Got-Your-Back-Holster”.  Sold at Amazon for $44 if you have a flock that needs protecting.  I’m sure that NRA t-shirt can be picked up from the NRA.  Man, I really need to make at least one cringe shirt; “Keeping good people free and bad people at bay” LOLOL man I love the sentiment obviously but holy man that’s weapons grade cringe.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Steadlydeadly

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Sweet mother of god this industry is more cringy than I thought.  They call this “Tribe-ID”:

Yea what you’re looking at is a clip on velcro patch display for the Fobus GL-2ND holster; one basic bitch holster which no one I know on the internet or in real life even owns.

The velcro are is a 54mm circle.  That’s 2″… who makes 2″ round patches?  I’m sure they exist but I guess that’s another niche they are trying to create and fill?

Oh and one of the best parts is that their website black-bunker.com consists of a single image (which looks like it would be a website), and it’s a 33.8MB jpg.  I shit you not.  I almost fell of my damn chair 😂.

Reading the website, I’m not 100% sure this isn’t a semi good troll.  The only thing more cringy than this product and the website, is as usual all the major firearms blogs are doing their whole “press release” thing and not even poking fun at this (I’m assuming getting paid for it too?  I delete / mark as spam 100% of those type of “blog about our shit product and we’ll give you a free one or some money” emails as you probably expected).  I don’t know how much this thing is, and nor do I care.  If you really need to put a Punisher head or MoLoN LaBe patch on your holster, you could just order a square or circle of sticky back velcro for a few dollars which would satisfy your needs and effectively communicate your dominance to the other pie hitters looking at Mountain Dew in the soft drink aisle at the grocery store.  As the saying by all the basics on instagram goes “Your vibe attracts your tribe”.

Thoughts?  Designed and made in Israel according to the website.  For as long as I can remember, that place seems to be the mecca of bad ideas when it comes to gun related things and TrAiNiNg.

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Alienware, oops I mean AlienGear comes thru (that was a joke for all my old school computer nerds out there):

16 hours on a charge.  Hmmmm 🤔 that’s pretty much the length of the high speed ops I go on, so I might have to try this out.

Like they say, “it’s not stupid if it works” amirite fellas?  The ShapeShift holster starter kit is $100.  I don’t see a price on the site for the DryTuck and computer fan addon yet, because they said it will be out in summer.

Thoughts?  

P.S. Thanks for still checking back for posts, even though I go on holidays a lot now.

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With the python skin holster / belt combo.  🚨 Registered flex offender alert:

haha man, Tom flexes so hard.  Just in case you forgot he was rich, he fixes that in every video.

I don’t have the patience to watch the full 15 minute video, but I can guarantee if you do there are going to be a lot of quotable one liners that only Tom would spit.  Once he gets “in the stu” (2:56) I always really lose interest.  For a rich guy, that room looks like total ass.. and it’s tiny for such a big guy.

His holsters can be found on his website… if you dare to flex so hard.

Thoughts?  Will he stop at python?  Maybe a black rhino skin holster?  Red panda?

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Oh man… just when I thought I’d seen it all:

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The official Intimidator OWB Holster website.  Yea the url looks sus, but the site is there.

The details as mentioned on their website.  Pasted in all caps as it was meant to be:

54:17 INTIMIDATOR PATENT PENDING HOLSTER INVENTION IS RELATED TO SAFETY IN CARRYING FORWARD DRAW HOLSTERS AND SPEEDING THE DRAW OF SUCH HANDGUNS. THE HOLSTER PROVIDES FOR THE FASTEST DRAWING OUT OF A HOLSTER WHICH WILL ENABLE THE WEARER AN OPTION TO SHOOT THE HANDGUN FROM THE HIP.

IMPROVEMENTS FROM A TRADITIONAL HANDGUN HOLSTER.

A PATENT PENDING FORWARD DRAW METHOD RESULTING IN SPEEDING THE DRAW OF SUCH HANDGUNS…

DEFENSE RETENTION, MECHANICAL LOCK WITH THE OPTION OF A LEVEL 3 OR LEVEL 4 RETENTION HOLSTER (ON & OFF SWITCH)

OFFENSE RETENTION ELECTRICAL SHOCK DEVICE

LEVEL 4 HOLSTER…

ALL STEEL CONSTRUCTION…

NO SCREWS FOR RETENTION…

TRIGGER GUARD…

NO HOLSTER WEAR & TEAR ON YOUR FIREARM…

PERSONALIZED LETTERING OR SYMBOL…

LOL I completely lost it at the Vanna White style presentation followed by the creepy mannequin hand getting zapped by the “offense retention electrical shock device”.  As you can see in the details I didn’t make up the phrase in quotations.  I love how the guy is even teacupping after the draw.

Oh, I don’t know if you all caught it, but the holster is “patent pending”.  A lot of other “cool” videos on his Instagram account.

I just noticed “All Steel Construction”. LOL my sides LOL I can’t breathe.

Thoughts?  You excited about this neva bin done befo revolutionary low profile design?

Gat tip: @tcar4107

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