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Sweet mother of god this industry is more cringy than I thought.  They call this “Tribe-ID”:

Yea what you’re looking at is a clip on velcro patch display for the Fobus GL-2ND holster; one basic bitch holster which no one I know on the internet or in real life even owns.

The velcro are is a 54mm circle.  That’s 2″… who makes 2″ round patches?  I’m sure they exist but I guess that’s another niche they are trying to create and fill?

Oh and one of the best parts is that their website black-bunker.com consists of a single image (which looks like it would be a website), and it’s a 33.8MB jpg.  I shit you not.  I almost fell of my damn chair 😂.

Reading the website, I’m not 100% sure this isn’t a semi good troll.  The only thing more cringy than this product and the website, is as usual all the major firearms blogs are doing their whole “press release” thing and not even poking fun at this (I’m assuming getting paid for it too?  I delete / mark as spam 100% of those type of “blog about our shit product and we’ll give you a free one or some money” emails as you probably expected).  I don’t know how much this thing is, and nor do I care.  If you really need to put a Punisher head or MoLoN LaBe patch on your holster, you could just order a square or circle of sticky back velcro for a few dollars which would satisfy your needs and effectively communicate your dominance to the other pie hitters looking at Mountain Dew in the soft drink aisle at the grocery store.  As the saying by all the basics on instagram goes “Your vibe attracts your tribe”.

Thoughts?  Designed and made in Israel according to the website.  For as long as I can remember, that place seems to be the mecca of bad ideas when it comes to gun related things and TrAiNiNg.

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Alienware, oops I mean AlienGear comes thru (that was a joke for all my old school computer nerds out there):

16 hours on a charge.  Hmmmm 🤔 that’s pretty much the length of the high speed ops I go on, so I might have to try this out.

Like they say, “it’s not stupid if it works” amirite fellas?  The ShapeShift holster starter kit is $100.  I don’t see a price on the site for the DryTuck and computer fan addon yet, because they said it will be out in summer.

Thoughts?  

P.S. Thanks for still checking back for posts, even though I go on holidays a lot now.

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With the python skin holster / belt combo.  🚨 Registered flex offender alert:

haha man, Tom flexes so hard.  Just in case you forgot he was rich, he fixes that in every video.

I don’t have the patience to watch the full 15 minute video, but I can guarantee if you do there are going to be a lot of quotable one liners that only Tom would spit.  Once he gets “in the stu” (2:56) I always really lose interest.  For a rich guy, that room looks like total ass.. and it’s tiny for such a big guy.

His holsters can be found on his website… if you dare to flex so hard.

Thoughts?  Will he stop at python?  Maybe a black rhino skin holster?  Red panda?

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Oh man… just when I thought I’d seen it all:

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The official Intimidator OWB Holster website.  Yea the url looks sus, but the site is there.

The details as mentioned on their website.  Pasted in all caps as it was meant to be:

54:17 INTIMIDATOR PATENT PENDING HOLSTER INVENTION IS RELATED TO SAFETY IN CARRYING FORWARD DRAW HOLSTERS AND SPEEDING THE DRAW OF SUCH HANDGUNS. THE HOLSTER PROVIDES FOR THE FASTEST DRAWING OUT OF A HOLSTER WHICH WILL ENABLE THE WEARER AN OPTION TO SHOOT THE HANDGUN FROM THE HIP.

IMPROVEMENTS FROM A TRADITIONAL HANDGUN HOLSTER.

A PATENT PENDING FORWARD DRAW METHOD RESULTING IN SPEEDING THE DRAW OF SUCH HANDGUNS…

DEFENSE RETENTION, MECHANICAL LOCK WITH THE OPTION OF A LEVEL 3 OR LEVEL 4 RETENTION HOLSTER (ON & OFF SWITCH)

OFFENSE RETENTION ELECTRICAL SHOCK DEVICE

LEVEL 4 HOLSTER…

ALL STEEL CONSTRUCTION…

NO SCREWS FOR RETENTION…

TRIGGER GUARD…

NO HOLSTER WEAR & TEAR ON YOUR FIREARM…

PERSONALIZED LETTERING OR SYMBOL…

LOL I completely lost it at the Vanna White style presentation followed by the creepy mannequin hand getting zapped by the “offense retention electrical shock device”.  As you can see in the details I didn’t make up the phrase in quotations.  I love how the guy is even teacupping after the draw.

Oh, I don’t know if you all caught it, but the holster is “patent pending”.  A lot of other “cool” videos on his Instagram account.

I just noticed “All Steel Construction”. LOL my sides LOL I can’t breathe.

Thoughts?  You excited about this neva bin done befo revolutionary low profile design?

Gat tip: @tcar4107

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Yes… Doody was not a typo.  Here, check this and you’ll see what I’m saying:

That’s Jethro International brining the heat haha.  I’m sure the Israelis will love it.  Everyone else who isn’t scared to carry one on the chamber can stick with a holster which doesn’t have all sorts of moving parts and things to go inside the trigger guard etc… *smh*

I blogged about a very similar product way back in 2012, which has another hilarious video to go along with it if you want to check it out.

Thoughts?  Would operate with?

Hat tip: JT

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I kind of like it:

What you’re looking at is the Raven Concealment Eidolon clear limited edition IWB holster. LOL at “raven-concealment-systems1.mybigcommerce.com” as the start of the URL; noooooo *smh* guys… come on if you’re selling $149 holsters, you can do better than that.

I didn’t bother reading the 52 pages worth of text on that link, but is there any particular reason this is limited edition?  Just to get some sales quickly because of the exclusivity?  I can’t even find the regular black Eidolon holster on their website, but poking around the internet it looks like it sells for about $100 less.

Thoughts?

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