instructor zero

It’s pretty mind blowing how quick he is:

Happy to see he’s back creating content.  Impressive that he managed not to shoot his timer screen too.  I’d have winged that thing on the first set 😫😂.

My only recent criticism of Zero is now that he has a woman he’s posting too much cute content with her, when he should be posting more Stone Island thirst traps.



These look interesting:

From a company named TAT3D.  Unsurprisingly priced at the higher end.  The “sYsTEmS” range from around $200 – $550 depending on the options.

As you can imagine I’m very far behind on the vids of basically everyone I follow.  When I was going through them today it’s really clear who really isn’t in it for the sport anymore, and is trying to monetize from every angle.  Zero’s channel looks like one of those now.  Don’t get me wrong, the bruther still grips it and rips it.. but a large portion of the videos are pushing products now.  Whatever though.. get that bread King.  We all have the choice whether or not we want to hit play, or unsubscribe.



How he became an operator:

Interesting how he’s talking about the past now.  He was very tightlipped at the beginning when he first started becoming YouTube famous.  Got the people talking though, so I suppose it worked.

I was hoping I’d at least get to see one piece of rare Stone Island (one of my favorite clothing brands) gear, but I didn’t catch any in the video.  Oh well, we still have this video.

Just as I was about to close the window on the video, I noticed Bart in the comments came through with:

“Freedom is not for free” – this line just changed my life. Thank you.

😏 Instructor Zero made that up… what is timeless gem.  I’m sure everyone will be saying that now.



Complicated, but not as extra as he used to be:

I still wish he’d throw it back to the old days when he suffocation drills and froze his hands in ice water.  Heck I’d even like to see him bring the tights and parachute back; that was good for some LOLs.



Oregon is on fire (figuratively and literally).  Instructor Zero is me:

Here’s a quick Sheepdog fan fiction I whipped up for you fellas:

The small wiener dog gasps for air as I pull his heat-exhausted limp body through the window frame of the 2008 Chevy Malibu.  The crowd in the Walmart parking lot that gathered around me cheers, yelling “Hip Hip Horayyyyy” as I put my FABARM STF-12 on safe and take a knee.  I pour cool water into my hand and bring it to the long K-9s mouth; his tongue lapping it up… life coursing back into him.  “Not today my friend… not today” I whisper as I gently pet his small head.  I hear a scuffle… people yelling… 1 woman…2 women… a whole bunch of citizens coming to my defense.  The aggressor / vehicle owner pushes their way through the crowd to confront me.  “WE WuZ JUST IN THERE FOR A MINUTE.  YOU OWE $200 FOR THAT WINDOW.” an emaciated looking woman with rotten teeth yells at me, getting all up in my face.  Still down one one knee next to her dog, I remain calm.  “Miss, it’s 108 degrees out.”  I say as I look down at the dog who is now wagging his tail and see that his ID tag reads Weenie.  “Weenie wouldn’t have lasted another 2 minutes, my work here is done.” I say.  “BuT MUH WINDOW?!” she replies earnestly.  I pet Weenie’s long body one last time, say a quick goodbye and good luck to him before getting back into my Tacoma in an adjacent parking spot.  Weenie’s owner screaming obscenities at me, and the crowd cheering in my honor; I gingerly reverse the massive SR5… navigating expertly, even with the limited visibly due to the 24″ diameter punisher head decal and full length thin blue line on the rear window.

Thoughts?  You practicing some glass breaking soon?  Gotta train like you fight.


Make some bodies turn cold:

He’s not that far away, but I bet I’d at least get a few flyers.

While were on the topic of Instrucor Zero, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention this video by the Funker Tactical marketing machine:

haha the transitions and the derp scans.  So good.

Thoughts? Did Zero finesse a boutique coffee shop latte at least with that skill demo? Or are we talking some swill from McDonalds he has to drink with GN heavily breathes double cheeseburger air on him?