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These “drills” are getting more and more elaborate:

I wonder if he likes his denim with a small lycra percentage so he can properly hit those deep squats? ūü§Ē The taper is nice, he’s got a bit of stacking… I’m actually impressed. He used to wear the definition of mom jeans.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least make the comment “ha ha sweet distressed spartan helmet flag mashup brAh”.

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“And from the heavens a light shoneth upon zero” -Proverbs 13:29

0:16 – Hit mans with the ULTRA LIGHT BEAM.

That is all.  Thoughts? LOL

P.S. – That photoshop is still among some of my finest work. ¬†I bet instructor Zero saw it and was like “Mama mia!” and spit Italian soda (or as he calls it “soda”) all over his Stone Island pullover while simultaneously dropping his pizza slice on a Beretta.

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Instructor Zero stunting for the camera:

Cool green video tone bro. ¬†Man what the hell kind of shirt is he wearing? ¬†It’s wild how one minute he can go from being a fit god: Rolex GMT, Stone Island jacket, Gucci hat… to that camouflage S.O.D. monstrosity. ¬†ROFL if you look at the back of the shirt it looks like it has knights on it.

Thoughts?  Would operate with?

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*raises hand…* guilty. ¬†A boring minute and a bit long video, which seems like hours:

LOL half punisher skull American flag / half night vision operator hoodie print on Zero… HOLY ULTRA CRINGE. ¬†Train like you fight though haha.

1:10 – You can tell this guy who waddles in is repeating to himself “body mechanics Jason.. body mechanics… remember the damn body mechanics”

As usual I’m disappointed theres no gas mask suffocation, forward rolls¬†(surprise surprise that embarrassing video is gone), or tactical yoga pants.

Thoughts? Oh and sorry for the lack of posts this past week. I was disneyland’ing, and eating and drinking too much in California. Didn’t Molon any labe while I was there so I don’t have any good stories for you Sheephitters.

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“Pffff like do you even molon any labe? Didn’t think so.” ¬†No detox tea yet, but this now exists:

Yea the Instructor Zero marketing engine is revving up again. ¬†You know how you can tell when someone doesn’t molon any labe? ¬†When they have a gucci $83 tool like this, and no scratches on any of their guns. ¬†LOL replace the front sight on your Glock often brah? ¬†Break windows often fam? ¬†Oh but they might have purchased a battle wear package.

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This should be no surprise.  Instructor Zero heavy breathing POV *Audio NSFW*:

Instructor-Zero-Instagram-Fit-HoeWhere the Instructor Zero brand detox tea at tho? LOL

2:06 – Oh sweet jesus I just noticed he’s wearing a Notch Hat. ¬†me:*drinks drano*

I bet this guy’s day to day life is priceless. ¬†Everything from making morning coffee, to brushing his teeth I picture being soooooo EXTRA. ¬†He should be a VLOGGER.

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