instructor zero

I don’t know if this required an 8 minute video, but here you go:

Instructor-Zero-Instagram-Fit-HoeIs it just me, or has Instructor Zero’s English got a lot better?

As usual, I feel like I’m missing on when an Instructor Zero video now doesn’t contain all or some of: a yoga half ball, tactical yoga pants, and gas mask.

Thoughts?  How long until Instructor Zero goes full on “Tactical Vlogger”?

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Title sounding like a damn Hardy Boys novel I know.

Instructor-ZeroMan… how embarrassing would it be to be Instructor Zero’s pole guy?  It would be one of those things that you’d just leave off the resume.  Like your next potential employer would be like “hmmmm this is suspicious, why did this guy have an employment gap from 2015 to mid 2017”.  They would then have you in for an interview assuming there was some type of valid excuse, and you’d just be like “Oh yea, I just took two and a half years off to find myself… you know?”.  Then they’d give one of those *good for you* type nods, and you’d know you were in the clear.

I was disappointed this video didn’t contain a yoga half ball, tactical yoga pants, or even a gas mask.  2/10 would not operate with.

Thoughts?  Did you miss your train and not make it to the 2015 Instructor Zero Pole Guy try outs?

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AHHAAHHAHA dynamic half ball training:

Instructor-Zero-Instagram-Fit-HoeI’m still wondering where his branded detox tea is available for sale.  We need a tactical shake weight video too.

The thumbnail pic is definitely one of the photoshops I’m the most proud of haha.  A few people even asked me to put it on a t-shirt, which I will of course not be doing for numerous reasons.

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*smfh* this guy:

Is Zero sponsored by a holster company?  I can’t tell.

Seriously though, when is this guy going to start pushing detox teas while wearing “feels like I’m wearing nothing at all” tactical yoga pants? If you’ve spent more than five minutes on the popular page of instagram you definitely understand earlier my comparison.  Naturally 5.11 actually makes tactical yoga pants now now.  
He calls this version of fit shooting the “Praetorian Program”.  I had to look up what praetorian was, and unsurprisingly it’s Roman.

ahhahah someone on YouTube by the name of superswaglord1945 asked “where is the shake weight training?””.

LEAKED “Praetorian Program” PROMO PHOTO:

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Thoughts?  Are you going to buy his DVD and his Detox Fit Tea?

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LOL @ everything about this guy:

Instructor-Zero-Subs-3I think I side-eye’d this entire video.  As you’d expect it contains all the currently fashionable things to do with a rifle and pistol.  You can be the judge of whether or not those things are useful, or if they are done purely for John Wick style flare.  You know exactly what I’m talking about… C clamp hyper extended Costa rifle grip, pistol snatch back after shooting a round, shooting a hovering half silhouette on a church window extended washing pole.

1:16 – Standard gas mask operations have me reminiscing.

Do these guys he’s training really even operate?  I mean if they did they would obviously need to have pixel’d out faces like in some of his other videos. :P

Thoughts?  It’s always a shame when there’s nothing being said in the video which will result in hilarious closed captions.

 

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Yea what can you do.  We all knew he was going to run out of steam sooner or later.

Instructor-Zero-Subs-1Dumping lead out of the driver seat of a Smart car is worth watching though.  I like the part when he shoots through the door starting at 0:18.  I’m sure a lot of people forget under stress that doors and windows are concealment not cover.

I really miss the days of forward rollsdynamically disruptive ice cold hand drills, and suffocation operator training. *sigh* I could go on and on.

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