Wow.  Appendix carry New York reload huh?  Sure why not:

I’m still convinced that a “MaRkeTinG sTrAtEgy” some of these companies have, is to dream up the absolute most bizarre shit possible, then create it under the guise of being serious in order to get posted all over and drive other business to them.  I fall for it every time 😆.

If you want this monstrosity, it’s $115 on the NSR Tactical website.

Gat tip: Matthew

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First derp draw surprise happens at 0:08 if you’re as impatient as I am.

Tactical-Tummy-IWBSo as you can see he carries it in a V type position, with the barrel pointing upwards at an angle and awkwardly flips it into his hands.  Yea… that’ll work under stress and not result in him shooting his gut, hand, or someone else negligently.

0:47 – Wow that fake barrel racking motion.  10/10 so operator *eye roll*

Thoughts?  Will President Trump outlaw Mexican carry because it’s un-American?  I hope so… shit’s downright reckless.


An effective CCW method:

Keanu-Woahhaha wow, Ok.  That is TheOfficialBigLA from Instagram.



*smh* these post SHOT show hits just keep coming:

urbancarry-xl-brown-coffinFirst off let me point out that I almost gagged at the random overboard multiculturalism in the video, excessive use of stock footage, and sappiness.  Shout out to my Asian readers, even though you were left out of the video I still have love for you.

LOL at the coffin shape right?  Wow, too perfect.  I doubt even Jerry Miculek could do a quick draw with that thing.  Rest in peace to a hater. *kisses pointer & middle finger and raises them to the sky*.  While I’m at it R.I.P. A$AP Yams.

Urban-Carry-Coffin-HolsterThe one cool thing about having a leather sack as a holster, or just a leather holster in general is you can use cool catch phrases like “Don’t make me come up out tha leather on you son” if someone is playing games. Telling someone you’re fixin’ to come up out the kydex, or unsnap on them doesn’t have the same ring.

As usual, please recognize my opinion really doesn’t mean shit… go buy this Urban Carry for your handgun and tag me in a Instagram photo or the worldstar leaked security footage of your carry encounter where you get your ass whipped while you’re trying to come up out the coffin leather. Ahahhahah.

Thoughts?  Would IWB with?

Hat tip: SayUncle


I don’t have a kid, and I’m not a fan of drop leg holsters:

Source – HowToBeADad

Probably not legal in California.  I couldn’t imagine how many times you’d get stopped by the cops if there was a tactical version of this made out of black ballistic nylon with MOLLE loops all over it.

Shoulder and drop leg?  That’s all they got?  I guess those are the two most practical for baby carry.  IWB and ankle would creepy and awkward respectively.

Not sure why they call it the “Hjölster”… is that spelling supposed to make it appeal to the hipster crowd?


Hat tip: Steve


Great for sporting events and chill tactical office environments:

You can pick one up from Chris D’Adamo on Etsy for $45.  It even comes with a flask… how thoughtful.

I suggest you practice your draw and re-holster though before you take this out in public.  Alcohol abuse is a crime, you don’t want to spill any if you can help it.

I’m looking forward to the shoulder, ankle, and gun show holster versions.  A person could distribute a whole 40 oz. that way and it would be fun all around.


Hat tip: Drew