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Saw this a couple of days ago, and thought the response was funny (and true):

Have any of you guys knowest that at alot of guns shows they be selling alot of junk? I thought that gun shows suppose to have good prices on guns but they sell them at regular prices, and there ammo are the same too. You dont get no deals at gun shows, What up with the junk, books, old thing, all kinds of junk, what up with that?

 

The Mocking Response:

Many seasons ago, some companions accompanied me to a fire arms exhibition. Despite my reputation of being niggardly with my gold, I stowed a few coins in my purse; lest I be presented an opportunity to covet a rare item at a favorable price. Shortly after our arrival, we felt betrayed by the local yeller, whom had foretold of this weaponry festival that was rumored to attract both merchants and interested parties from far corners of the land. To our astonished disappointment, we felt that we had instead stumbled into a bazaar that was fit only for common fools and beggars, put on by filthy vagrants and layabouts. I too, knowest of what thy speak.

 

Colorado AR-15 shooters group original post – HERE

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  1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
  2. You own a machine gun and rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
  3. You have more wives than teeth.
  4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
  5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
  6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
  7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
  9. You’ve often uttered the phrase, ” I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
  10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
  11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
  12. You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Source: Free Republic

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Hat Tip: TheoSpark

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A man is seeking to join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Customs And Border Protection


The agent conducting the interview says:

“Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:

“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?”

“Great attitude,” says the agent. “When can you start?”

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A joke for all the blog followers up in Canada:


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“You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 22, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.”

What do you do?

Canadian Police Officers

Answer:  (Immediate thought processes)

  • Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan?
  • Does he prefer to communicate in English or French?
  • Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion?
  • Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and wants my job?
  • Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Koombaya?
  • Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone including his dog?
  • Is the alleged ‘client’ a member of the NDP or an Environmental Group?
  • Is he just a squeegee kid / pan handler trying to make a living on the mean streets?
  • Is he a member of a gang that is just ‘misunderstood’ by society?
  • Is he an undercover Toronto Star reporter looking for a news breaker?
  • Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn’t know how to approach the police?
  • Is he recently released on parole and hasn’t been properly integrated back into the community?
  • Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome, and just doesn’t understand what he is doing?
  • Warn and Charter him as he approaches.

Australian Police Officers

Answer:      BANG!

American Police Officers

Answer:    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! (*Sounds of reloading*) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

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