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It was all fun and games until Polenar Tactical (a gun shooting channel) wanted to shoot their dumb knives:

From the video description:

Apparently it looks bad that we show some of the knives broke. Well what did they expect? Perfectly normal result if you shoot a kitchen knife with a handgun.

Unreal.  What did the knife company expect?  I get so many SpOnSorShiP, GuEsT poSt and AdVertIsinG emails too, and it’s painfully obvious most of the people sending the emails have never been to the site.  That’s fine, because they literally just want a backlink.. but they should at least know not to email me about placing ads for a baby food brand or something not even remotely related to my content; I don’t need the $50 they used to want to pay, that badly.  Now I typically just reply “$3000, and I have to approve the content / link”.. and I never hear back.  In the case of this Polenar Tactical video.. they gave that knife company way more than they ever could have asked for.  It made their knives look great if you ask me.  If Polenar Tactical didn’t get paid though, that really sucks.  Semi typically blade boi behavior tbh.

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PPSS Group had to defend against knife bros:

I’m not a student of the blade, nor have I studied knife attacks… but conventional wisdom would suggest if someone stabbed one area or hit one area with a bat that was rock hard, they would probably go for another area in hopes it was softer.  The promo video suggests the stabber is going to do the old prison-movie style 100 stabs in 5 seconds then walk away type maneuver.

The body armor does appear to be effective in the video.   Interesting how PPSS Group is located in the UK… I really thought all the criminals would have tossed their bladed weapons into the knife surrender bins by now. 🤔 Really makes you think. 😂

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Oh man… I sense a plastic wrap ban coming to the UK soon:

haha I love the sketchy feel of this video… white gloves, black gloves… hands only, no talking.  At the time of posting it’s just shy of 1M views!

This same lil creep also made a sharp knife out of spaghetti, then after he tested it he cooked it and ate it.

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Oh man… this industry 😂:

What you fellas are looking at is called Grip Knife.  As expected, there’s no real info on their website… nor is there any real info on their facebook either.  This is pretty standard as we know by now.  One of the comments by the company on their facebook page says the price will be in the “$300 – $400 range”. AHHAHAHAH 😂.

Here’s the product description:

The Modern-day Bayonet: Designed to be easily mounted on any weapon’s tactical rail system as a foregrip that can instantly transform into a knife for use in survival situations, and other emergency scenarios. Ideal for military-style carbines in close-quarter situations such as: urban engagements, inside vehicles, home defense, or in any other place where space is confined or in case of a gun malfunction. The speed at which one can now deploy an edged weapon has never been any easier or faster, making Gripknife the foregrip of choice.

“It is better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.”

One of the most bizzare things about this product / design is the way you deploy it.  You hit the push button to the right of the G logo and it drops down.  Looks IDEAL for potentially cutting your thumb wide open as shown in their own demo video:

I bet the Bayonext guys are PIIIIIIIISSED.  I bet they wanted to be the only “modern day” weapon mounted pokey thing.  Good news is if you’re a tru pie hitter you can always run a combination of several of both.

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This video is epic:

I know it’s a made up music video, but I’m always saying how weird knife and sword guys are.  There is plenty of evidence to support this fact, so don’t dispute.  My personal favorite is still this katana unboxing video, which I believe absolutely should be translated into every language and put on the main page of google for an entire month so the world sees it.  This alpha m’lady video I’d have to say is a close second.

Oh and I saw this in my feed the other day… of course it’s Funker Tactical.  The marketing machine is in full effect trying to sell his new (wait for it…..) Karambit:

If you need some more karambit laughs this fine Friday morning, I posted an IG video a couple days ago of two dudes with some magical karambit choreography.

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P.S. I’m a bit behind on posts and emails since I was wildin during Easter, and dealing with the ENDO shirt sale. I’ll get back into the swing of things and respond to you guys soon.

Gat tip: Corey

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Meh shooting.  Stabbing AND shooting is really how the pros do it apparently:

?? Train with @hoffner_knives for some of this legit AF ?????? action. ??? ?@PracticallyTactical via Ross

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gun-community-dramaWowwwwwww.  Hoffner is the name of the training company.  If that name sounds familiar to you, they make embarrassing “Tactical Pants” which I blogged about in the past.  Hey it’s your life though, if you think stabbing and shooting + tactical turbo mom jeans are both dope then click that above link and start maxing out all your credit cards ASAP.

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Gat tip: Practically Tactical

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