An original song by FXhummel1:

Wow even the original songs are epic.  I like knives a lot too, but I don’t own that many.

FXhummel1 is wearing ENDO Apparel as usual.  Maybe i’ll have to make a knife related shirt someday?  I’ll toss some ideas around in my head for a while.

Check out his youtube channel for other awesome songs.  If this is your first time seeing him, most of his recent songs before this are gun related.


The Derp is pretty strong right out of the gate with this one:

This goes to show that a little editing can go a long way…

You might know him better from his Cold Steel Knife videos.  He’s Lynn C. Thompson, the president, and founder of Cold Steel.

Work the bolt!  BANG! Work the bolt! BANG!

“Suppressive probing and ripping fire” ???  If you say so…

This guy should team up with “The LAV“!  There would be so many great one liners…

This video was apparently on Cold Steel’s youtube channel, but it was ripped to shreds in the comments.  Now only a 3 minute preview remains.

Hat tip: Cpl. Perry

Update: The derp is available in a 3 DVD set on Amazon – HERE


  • Slingshot
  • Two Knives
  • Stun Gun
  • Pepper Spray
  • Flashlight

When you get hit with this… it’s over :P

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He seems to be pretty serious about most of his slingshots. I wonder if he actually thinks this one is practical for self defense?