royal-nonesuch-south-koreahaha that’s our boy (my former future step son) on Korean news at 0:39, and then again at 2:16!  Shoutout RoyalNonesuch for going international.

If you don’t speak Korean, you can read the full story on the Korea Herald.  Basically some shithead in Korea shot a policeman in the back with a homemade gun (and he was carrying several others)… they found 17 more homemade guns when they apprehended him, seven knives (GASP to the power infinity), a hammer, and a homemade explosive device.  In South Korea, only government-authorized personnel are allowed to carry guns.

His guns look more crude than the kid’s (RoyalNonesuch), but since it’s not exactly rocket science they function anyway I guess.

It’s probably a good idea Royal quit making detailed instructional videos, considering how many wackos there are out there worldwide.  At least the dumbest ones will have to

Thoughts?  Imagine if the Korean Royal Nonesuch had videos up where he was like a Korean bootleg of USA Royal.  Like no eyepro / earpro, Korean knit sweaters and hawaiian t-shirts.  I’d die haha.

Gat tip: ЛИМБАГО, James

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Hilarious and sad :( at the same time:


Here’s the full image from a magazine:


I’m loving that they rock the Magpul extendos too.

Gat tip: Jerry


Train how you operate. SoKoperator has you covered:

Tactical bucket hat brAh.

Don’t let the the shot whistles and robotic moves at the start get you down… IT GETS BETTER.

1:30 – Is this what a bad guy looks like in South Korea?  Is that maybe what a North Korean threat looks like?  Some knockoff sus Waldo-looking character with True Religion jeans, a bad haircut, and an AK?  Either way, SoKoperator kills them all with the quickness.

1:46 – Hybrid Mozambique techniques on deck.

I’m about to quit commenting on timestamps at this point because there’s a lot of the same fulling one guy with several holes in random patterns before moving on to the next guy.

2:32 – Who wouldn’t want to shoot a bad guy, then immediately knock some plates down just to show bystanders what’s up?

Holy these moves are are so damn crucial.

3:35 – Up close and personal with the facepalm and gut shots.

3:47 – Increase angle of handgun and go for dick shots.

3:59 – As if getting shot in the dick wouldn’t be humiliating enough, SoKoperator has to finesse it and shoot sideways to the bad guy.

4:19 – Hold on to that tactical bucket hat… shit is about to get REAL.

4:31 – Dynamic rifle snatches in the mix!

4:35 – The old chair attack maneuver foiled again

4:54 – If you didn’t already figure it out… when going prone it is absolutely imperative to spread your legs as far apart as possible to achieve maximum accuracy.

5:03 – If your partner can’t see the threat, push him down to the ground (hoping he figures out what’s up) and engage the target yourself.

In the next few clips we learn that if you and your partner are shooting, one of you arbitrarily needs to be in an awkward position.

6:08 – I surrend……… HA NO I DON’T. I KILL YOU!

Fancy pants spins and behind the back shooting follows… so much win.

6:49 – Smoke grenades and various soft handed homoerotic South Korean distractions thrown into the mix.  Yes that was a double ass pat at 7:13.


7:44 – And from behind the tactical Hyundai minivan, two operators were about to operate.

7:58 – Great way to ruin a North Korean kid’s party.  Shoot the piñata last.

9:20 – The start of tactical Hyundai minivan operations.

10:02 – For style points, make sure to alternate between your handgun and rifle for no reason at all.

11:08 – WAT?  An HK jamming?  Blame the ammo, and move on with your life.

11:34 – I’m not entirely sure why he’s slide locking every time… I’m assuming it’s a Korean operator hipster thing I probably wouldn’t understand.

12:51 – A lot of one handed weapon manipulations.  SoKoperator is NICE at these, not that I’m surprised.

13:46 – Oh damn they even have the water torture test in South Korea!  Flawless my dude.

South-Korea-SWAT-Operator-TrainingAfter a Valentines week break I’m back at the blogging thing again… Hope you guys learned something today, which you can apply to your own operations.


Hat tip: Jim


Don’t get all worked up… it’s actually just a sassy music video:

NOT pointed in safe direction ladies.  Apparently they don’t teach trigger discipline in Korea either.  Did Jeff Cooper’s 4 rules never make it there? 

North Korea or South Korea?  Either way, Kim Jong approved because these girls are ill.

SPOILER ALERT: One of them dies at the end.

I actually watched it twice because I initially thought it was in English, and I just wasn’t “getting it”.  My brain was making up English lyrics.


Hat tip: Raeshawn (who apparently keeps his ear to the mean streets of Korean pop, so I don’t have to)


The parade is part of celebrations marking the 65th anniversary of the establishment of the Workers’ Party of Korea.

More photos – HERE

What an incredible display of power and weaponry. Those guys look pretty organized and disciplined.  I wonder how they would be on the battlefield?  They should put all that to good use and go destroy the taliban.


DEMILITARIZED ZONE, Korea – Security along the 160 mile wide DMZ has gone high-tech, as South Korea has quietly installed a number of machine gun-armed robots to serve as the first line of defense against the potential advance of North Korean soldiers.

When the robots’ heat or motion detectors sense a possible threat, an alarm goes off in the form of a siren or signal on the screen at the command center. The operator then uses the robots’ video and audio communication equipment to talk with anyone identified by the SGR-1 before deciding whether to fire the 5.5-milimeter machine gun.

Full Story – HERE

My question is… When do we get these for the Mexican border?

The $200,000 price tag for each one seems like a steal of a deal. Heck if I were super rich I’d pick up a few right now to watch my stuff.

Check out the hilarious promo video: