Kyle Rittenhouse

This goes exactly how you’d assume.  These guys definitely watched some Ryan’s World unboxing vids with their kids and were like “PuHLEEEEZE Chief can we do one and put it up on the YouTube?” haha

Not guilty on all counts, but he doesn’t get all his property back?  Judging by what the one officer says at 1:25, I guess Kyle’s lawyer agreed to it.  I’m assuming the prosecution specifically requested it, as if it would make a profound statement to have it destroyed, and Kyle and his lawyer were probably like “sure whatever bro, you can have it 🙄”.

2:42 – hah they stuck a Ninja Turtles Shredder picture on their gun shredder.

My bets now are that Kyle has the pieces, and some cringe NFT bros are pitching a project to him.  Said project will no doubt make 7 figures on mint day, because that’s how things like this work in 2022.

Thoughts?

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