haha I wasn’t expecting the story to go that way:

Yea sure it’s rude to bother someone while they are eating, but come on he could have signed it.  Kalashnikov was one of those celebrities like Gaston Glock is…HUGE in the gun and military communities, but outside that no one would have any idea.  It’s not like Kalashnikov would have been mobbed like Justin Bieber by non gun guys everywhere he went in the US while he was there for likely a short trip.

Obviously Larry Vuitton didn’t hold any grudge because he dropped a couple stacks the 90th anniversary AK-74 like a boss.

Larry-Vickers-Louis-Vuitton-ParodyHoly that blacked out Arsenal AK-74 he puts some rounds through at the end is SWEEEET.

I wonder if Larry is cool about giving autographs?  That would be ironic if he denied people like how Mikhail did him dirty.  I’ll definitely get Larry to sign my ass cheek or left titty some day.



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Why Larry Vuitton is “fat”:

Reason: Three helicopter crashes, and being Delta AF every other second of his life. I ain’t mad at that. Get in that ass Larry.

4:15 – Larry does crossfit?!  Isn’t the first rule of cross fit to always talk about cross fit?  Next we’re going to find out that he’s vegan and has gay friends.  I guess Delta guys had to keep their mouth shut for OPSEC purposes though, so that’s why this is the first we’re hearing about crossfit.  Must have just got declassified by YouTube CENTCOM.  He probably switches crossfit gyms at the last minute now, messing up the whole itinerary and making the body doubles drive across town to the other gyms.

Larry-Vickers-Hover-SunglassesAddressing “Haters” is so overrated.  I’d hazard a guess that most of the people he thinks “hate” him, actually just say those things to troll him and get a reaction.  I could be wrong though. It bothers me when internet people think I hate them. Yeager is one who has mentioned that in the past. Yea I keep it a bit to real (harsh) with my criticisms of others sometime, I’ll be the first to admit that. Something I could definitely work on improving in my private life too.



Laaaaarrrry turns is AAWwwwwwwwwwwwwf:

Larry-Vickers-Louis-Vuitton-ParodyCome for the jingle, stay for the destruction.

Larry was too busy with foreign supermodels and operating in Delta operations to give a shit about typing.  We already knew this, but he dispelled the myth in this episode.

Larry Vuitton FTW.


Larry Vuttion gets down to business at Aimpoint in Sweden:

5:00 – Just to troll, they should have gave Larry a dick silhouette diode LOL

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^ How badass would it be to have a rifle range like that under a massive house, or in a condo basement?  Life goals.

Larry-Vickers-Louis-Vuitton-ParodyI’m actually really surprised how much of that assembly is done by hand.  I always make the mistake of thinking machines can do absolutely everything now, but I guess not.

Some classic LAV Ad-libs in the videos.


Larry just wanted to call someone bro and use some hand gestures because it was raining all week and his wife was driving him up the wall:

Larry-Vickers-Hover-SunglassesInteresting looking camouflage type targets they are shooting at.  Probably a decent idea since real life targets aren’t perfect black & white silhouettes.

1:32 – Why does LAV bring the gun down, then back up on every shot?  Is that some DELTA operator stuff I wouldn’t understand?

This vid was useless at dispelling any myth considering LAV and him DIDN’T EACH SHOOT BOTH GUNS.  Maybe LAV would have put all 7 rounds in one ragged hole with the WWII 1911?



LAV run and guns “the scrambler”:

Larry-Vickers-Louis-Vuitton-ParodyWow and with a not-suitable-for-civilians HK MP7 even! (Yea I know everyone forgot that except me)

I’m not calling him LAV anymore I’m calling him BAE (nohomo – Bacon And Eggs) because that’s how my trigga Larry be scramblin’.

Larry may not be as high-speed as when he was Delta, but he still gets it done.