Lucien Black

2 minutes and 19 seconds of solid gold VODA bravado, misinformation, and chest puffing:

0:05 – Five seconds into this video and he’s already telling his “student” to pull the trigger with the gun pointed at him.  Then he puffs his chest out and brags about his “training for real life” methods got him in trouble with the NRA and PPSB (Private Protective Services Board)

0:29 – Saying he teaches gun fighting.  “No longer are we shooting at some targets, right?  I’m shooting people.  I need to put guns and to chests if I need to”.  As he puts the gun to her chest. WOW…. wow…

0:40 – Rambling and patronizing her about why she needs to be armed.

1:10 – Ok so this video is him apparently getting a “self defense program ready for the community”.  haha

1:22 – This is probably one of my favorite lines he has ever said:  “When you drop hammers, on people.  Please understand that there’s a minimum of 5 rounds per person.”.  That’s the first time I’ve heard a rule like that.  And a MINIMUM none the less.  Better carry a few eXtenDos in that case.

1:54 – Talks shit about the NRA and PPSB again

2:00 – “We only put convicts in the ground. Period.  That’s it.  Nothing else.”

Voda-Firearms-Training-Lucien-BlackClassic.  This guy is so full of his own bullshit it’s incredible.  I really admire his confidence.

If you can’t get enough of this guy, make sure to check out my past posts on him.

Thoughts?  You training with VODA INC any time soon?  Maybe hiring him as a consultant? AHAHAH

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Another one of his “hey look I have clients” videos.  This definitely answers the question “Can anyone start a firearms training school?”:

Voda-Firearms-Training-Lucien-Black*Smh* all his videos are very hard to watch.  You can check out the past posts I made here.

My main question in this this video is what’s that ejection port / rear of handgun hand cover she’s doing starting at 0:29?  It looks similar to some of yesterday’s tactical pizazz.

Oh and this is comical – “We are number 1 in North Carolina for Personal Defense Solutions!!! We build shooters!!!” <– from the video description.  Sure brah.  Whatever you say.

What an absolute disaster.  Thoughts?


Wow… just wow.  This is so amazing that we are blessed with such a video.  Whenever I lose faith in the internet something like this happens and I’m like OHhhhhh YEA:

Lucien Black from VODA INC is just one of those guys who is so far off the rails, that you have no other choice than to feel sorry for him.  I feel bad writing these blog posts now, because it’s evident there is a problem on a lot of levels with this guy.  You can check out the few past posts I did on him here.

1:44 – Larry Vickers took two to the chest from Russians?

1:49 – Sonny Puzikas is his MF’ing man? LOL priceless.

2:45 – “I’ve actually turned away more people than I’ve trained”

Oh man I could actually talk about a timestamp every 5 seconds this is all so bizarre.  I’ll just let you guys watch it.

Oh here’s one last gem I feel I need to type out:

“I work for the people.  I’m a non-profit.  Voda does what it does.  You do what you do.” <– So he’s still saying he’s a non-profit organization

From a few of his other recent videos there was this statement in the description, which made me laugh and cringe simultaneously at the ridiculousness of it:

I am one of the BEST at what I do – My goal: BECOME THE GREATEST FIREARM TRAINING CONSULTANT OF ALL TIME. Let’s make another dream come true!

Voda-Firearms-Training-Lucien-BlackBesides the delusion of grandeur, at least the man has goals I guess.  What’s the difference between the best and the greatest?

To summarize, VODA is just another one of those guys that when I blog about, I’m just hoping that I’m getting trolled and it’s actually just a really well executed parody.

Thoughts?  If this guy isn’t playing a character, where does something such as this end up going when someone like this has such a chip on their shoulder?

Gat tip: Christian


“NON-PROFIT CORPORATION” VODA INC.  Three minutes of incoherent rambling with voice altered audio:

From the video description: “Many have asked me why I am the “WOLF”” <– LOL sure they have buddy.

Voda-Firearms-Training-Lucien-BlackIf you recall, I blogged / roasted this guy a couple weeks back and a few of you absolutely cooked him in the comments.  Surprisingly, from what I could see with a cursory scan his facebook page has absolutely no one trolling him on it.   Just a lot of support. *shrug* Allllllright then.

Additionally, it pisses me off that he’s sullying Jay-Z’s good name with the background music choice.



Sus, and wildly entertaining:

Judging by the above video, titled “Q&A Facebook Fan Brannon Lebouef” I think it’s pretty clear he has no idea who Brannon Lebouef (USMC Veteran) is and that Brannon was almost certainly trolling him when he asked on facebook about an instructors course.  The best part is the top secret answer “not at this present time, and there’s a couple of reasons for that which I really can’t get into”.  LOL ok brAH.  Then he goes on to say he wants his Urban Shooters group to rival the NRA. Oh and to top it all off the video description has the classic “we love all our fans and HATERS!!!!”… yea cool, I bet you do which is why you disabled all your comments. Couldn’t take the heat from the haters you love?

2:23 – He addresses Brannon’s question about if he’s ever been in shootings.  This is his sus answer:

“Yes I mean I can tell you those stories, but like I say for legal reasons I cannot.  Uh but I will tell you I have been on both sides of the gun where I have not only been the good guy but I’ve been the bad guy too.  You know?  So that’s a lot of times I grow from a lot of that bringing to the training what it’s like to actualy be the bad guy.  You see what I’m saying?  And what it’s like to be a good guy with the firearm so I look forward to merging those two so the shooter can actually understand what it’s like to be under stress when a convict… well I’m not a convict but you know a couple of more mistakes like that I would have been one easy.  You know and I’m really grateful for that I had good family to make sure that I stayed on the right path. But um to be able to understand what it’s like to conduct an armed robbery and what it’s like to defend ones self against armed convicts and armed suspects and different things like that.”  Now reading between the lines on this, it sounds like he’s admitting to doing some things with a gun that are shady AF (crimes which I guess he never got caught for?).  This is all so strange.

The main dude in the videos is Lucien Black, and you can check out his LinkedIn page here.

Here’s video from his own channel, of a “training” session:

Great start, where he shows how to properly execute someone “if you really want to make it count put it (the gun) here.  The fastest way to eliminate someone is to put a bullet in their brain before they put one in yours.  Let the court sort it out.”  YIKES.

Voda-Firearms-Training-Lucien-Black0:27 – VODA INC is a non-profit corporation?  Interesting.  Can anyone find that company or Zeta Promotions in the NC business directory?  I tried and couldn’t.

I don’t have time to watch all the videos on his channel, but the ones I skipped through were all equally terrible.

Thoughts?  Man, the stuff people put up on Youtube… I’ll never understand how he thought any of this would make him look good.

Gat tip: no uno