The best part is that there are no zombies at JC Penny. I guess that’s because there are probably no people shopping there.
The artist’s name is Matt Owen, he’s got plenty more awesome posters and designs on his site – HERE
You can buy posters of his designs for cheap – HERE
Burlington, MA – Police responded in force today to a report of a man with a rifle at a mall, evacuating shoppers and calling in a SWAT team as worried workers locked themselves into stores. But it turned out that the man was only carrying an umbrella.
Police said the umbrella, which had a samurai sword-style handle, did look like a rifle, and they didn’t fault those at the Burlington Mall who had reported the man.
Full Story – HERE
The previous umbrella assault rifle story – HERE
When is Obama going to start an ATU task force? (Alcohol Tobacco Umbrellas) to put a stop to this madness.
Does the umbrella take high capacity assault clips?
We really need to patch up this umbrella loophole before someone gets hurt.
Hat tip: John J
Roanoke, Virginia – A J.C. Penney security guard followed a shoplifting suspect to the mall parking lot and fired a single shot in an effort to stop him. The man was detained until police arrived. (Source)
No word on whether the Segway sustained any damage. :P
A definitely case of Paul Blart Syndrome.
Why the heck does a mall security guard have a gun anyway? I didn’t think mall security had guns anywhere in the country. My guess is it was probably his personal weapon which he carried regardless of his employer’s rules.
He likely caused a shitstorm of problems for himself, all because he was too proud to let some scumbag take some insured goods that were not even his. Was it really worth it?
