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Better not run out of ammo:

The best part is that there are no zombies at JC Penny. I guess that’s because there are probably no people shopping there.

The artist’s name is Matt Owen, he’s got plenty more awesome posters and designs on his site – HERE

You can buy posters of his designs for cheap – HERE

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Hide yo’ kids hide yo’ wife, we live in an age of Gunbrella scares:

Burlington, MA – Police responded in force today to a report of a man with a rifle at a mall, evacuating shoppers and calling in a SWAT team as worried workers locked themselves into stores. But it turned out that the man was only carrying an umbrella.

Police said the umbrella, which had a samurai sword-style handle, did look like a rifle, and they didn’t fault those at the Burlington Mall who had reported the man.

Full Story – HERE

The previous umbrella assault rifle story – HERE

A couple things on my mind:

When is Obama going to start an ATU task force? (Alcohol Tobacco Umbrellas) to put a stop to this madness.

Does the umbrella take high capacity assault clips?

We really need to patch up this umbrella loophole before someone gets hurt.

Hat tip: John J

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Roanoke, Virginia – A J.C. Penney security guard followed a shoplifting suspect to the mall parking lot and fired a single shot in an effort to stop him. The man was detained until police arrived. (Source)

No word on whether the Segway sustained any damage. :P

A definitely case of Paul Blart Syndrome.

Why the heck does a mall security guard have a gun anyway?  I didn’t think mall security had guns anywhere in the country.  My guess is it was probably his personal weapon which he carried regardless of his employer’s rules.

He likely caused a shitstorm of problems for himself, all because he was too proud to let some scumbag take some insured goods that were not even his.  Was it really worth it?

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