Mark Kelly

She’s here on earth still bothering us gun control nonsense even though she has the space plug (her husband is Astronaut Mark Kelly):

Here’s a link to the actual tweet in case you want to engage her.  There are a few more tweets after it which you can scope out on her timeline, also dealing with the hearing protection act.

I’m really surprised Mark doesn’t step in and be like “LOG THE FUCK OFF GABBY”.  The man is an astronaut.  I remember looking into being an astronaut like once a long time ago you have to be VERY smart.  You know what though, Mark might have tried.  If NASA won’t let him put Gabby into a low earth orbit, maybe Elon Musk will help a brotha out with a coupon once SpaceX is up and running.  I’ve got five on it.


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Leaked by an anonymous law enforcement source:


“We were told she wanted to toughen her image. She asked to come out and she wanted to shoot a rifle. She had one of our guys out there to show her how to shoot an AR-15.”

Full story over at Brietbart.

Thanks LE-Anon!  If she wasn’t operating (no pun intended… really) on a reduced mental capacity now  (I’m assuming this by her slow as molasses speeches and glazed look) I’d be harder on her.  I still think her AR-15 buying-to-hand-over-to-the-police husband started this whole crusade.

A snippet of Gabrielle Giffords facebook statement:

I grew up with guns, and I like owning them. So does my husband Mark. It’s an interest we’ve shared ever since we met. It’s part of my heritage as an Arizonan and it’s my right as an American. Being able to shoot a gun is something I haven’t been able to do since I was shot – because my right arm is paralyzed, and I’m less mobile than I was.

Riiiiiiight… so you and you husband like guns, but you don’t want the rest of us to have certain types of guns with certain features and certain magazine capacities.  *shrug* sounds legit. *eye roll*

Thoughts?  Oh yea and *dat awkward “I’ve never held a rifle before” trigger discipline*.

Hat tip: Thomas, Eric, Scott