A high speed low drag contraceptive carrier:

Known as D.I.C.K. (Dynamic Intervention Contraceptive Karrier).  Yea that “K” is a stretch.

As manly operators we have to carry a handful of condoms in our pockets, because lets face it when it jumps off with the ladies the primary concern is to control the birth.  In hindsight pocket carry is so pedestrian; I can’t believe I never thought of this tactical solution.  My only complaint is that they don’t have a spring loaded high condom capacity magazine style holster to accommodate my needs.  I’m open to receiving one for T&E if such a design is in the works.

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This is hella tactical:

Easy to install with straps and buckles. Available for the Kawasaki KLR650, KTM950/990, and some Harley Davidson bikes.  Kind of hipster choices, not?  I would have expected them to go more mainstream with Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, and Kawasaki; cruiser, sport, and touring versions.  If that was the case every cowwadoody kid with a bike licence would be rocking one of these things with pouches filled with twinkies and cheetos.

You can purchase one and/or check out more info over at

If you have one of those bikes they currently make the vest for, after your purchase I recommend hitting up 5.11 and buying right and left handed pistol holsters, pouches to hold several backup mags for those pistols, more pouches to hold at least a dozen AR-15 magazines, and at least one trauma kit for when you try some stupid shooting-while-riding-tom-cruise-mission-impossible type shit that you’re not operator enough to pull off.


Hat tip: Dale


$330 from Billionaire Boys Club (BBC)

I’m a bit disappointed that Jay-z didn’t have a dump pouch on there filled with diamonds, and ground up unicorn horns.

I’m not a fan of the jacket.  It almost looks like something a fireman would wear.  I’ll take that $2000 Givenchy leather hoodie he’s wearing underneath it though.

Did I fail and call this PALS when it’s actually MOLLE?  I think I got it figured out now… PALS is the strips of webbing, and MOLLE is the whole system.

I do like military inspired clothing, as long as it’s tasteful.


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Just like the Notorious B.I.G. said… or not:

Even though it’s airsoft crap, you get the point.  The end result is pretty funny.

If there is one thing I learned from this video it is that Epic Mealtime can not be duplicated.


Hahah pretty good effort from U.S. Cavalry on this one.

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That would nicely complement the coal I get every year.