Tag: MrColionNoir

  • MrColionNoir The Tactical Lothario

    A story about gun pride and how not all the women he tries to seduce are down with 2A: She pointed and asked, “What is that?” I told her I liked to shoot and did it often, and that it was a picture of some of the guns I had. I swear, I would have…

  • Guns – Not Only For Killing People

    MrColionNoir making sense as usual: I don’t even argue with people about guns and how evil they are anymore, I just ask them questions.  That gets them thinking that maybe they don’t have any REAL reason to hate guns, outside the fact they just don’t like the idea they COULD be used to kill.  That’s totally…

  • NOIR – S01E03 Guns Still Aren’t Evil & The Fall Of Amy Robbins

    Flexin’ PRADA shoe tongue right off the bat, just to stunt on all you peasants still in Jordans etc…  I really hope the NRA is footing the bill writing off $700 shoes and misc. NewEra ball caps each episode for him.  Gotta stay fresh. 1:13 – Judging by a post I read on TTAG, “The Truth About Noir” was apparently a…

  • MrColionNoir On Fox About Something Non-Newsworthy

    Briefly defends his blackness, keeps it mad real in general: To paraphrase: “They put my mom’s address online… I gave her a gun for protection” The guy who posted Colion’s mom’s address online knows how to use a domain WHOIS… wow what a l33t h4x0r *smh*.  I don’t even really know why that’s news worthy, mainly…

  • NOIR – S01E02

    And you thought episode 1 was over your head, parts of this even go over my head: 1:30 – Custom colored guns from the factory? Meh that would just turn into “Fender Custom Shop” if you’re into guitars… making the gun 300% more expensive. People are just going to get it done at the regular…

  • NOIR | MrColionNoir’s New Show – S01E01

    Awwwwwww shit, it’s finally that time! Much anticipated, and definitely lives up to the hype.  I won’t spoil any of the jokes etc.. I’ll just let you guys watch the episode. I will say I really liked the format and the natural feel the show has.  MrColionNoir is definitely in his element.  My expectations regarding Amy…