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Billy Johnson delivers:

Other gun bloggers can sleep at night, raking in advertising money talking about mass murderers and spree killers.  I’d rather just chill, focus on making fun of the derp, and other things which make me smile.

Those murderers were nobodies when they lived, and should have remained nobodies when they died.  Biggie Smalls said it best “You’re nobody til somebody kills you.”  I suppose the seemingly more true corollary of that in the cases where the murderer lived is “You’re nobody til you murder somebody”.  Name a couple of the victims who were murdered by any of those pieces of shit Billy mentioned in the video.  Oh you don’t know any of the victims?  Me either, and that’s sad.

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I’m not looking for a pat the back. I have ragged on Billy a lot lately for whining, but he really expressed exactly how I feel in this one and I thought it deserved a post.

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Lock your doors and load your weapons Mattv2099cheifaut0parts is back with another creepy mock murder video:

Mattv2099-OperatorHmmm yea that was sufficiently creepy.  *yikes*  I can’t decide if it’s more or less creepy than the previous videos these same guys made… so I’m going to go with “about the same”. *shudder*

If Mattv2099 gets murdered by these weirdos, I just hope he knows how much his e-friendship meant to me.

Thoughts?

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You’re not a cop. What would you do:

Definitely an interesting scenario to stumble upon.  For some reason I know my initial reaction would be to want to hurt the guy doing the choking, and help the guy getting choked.  Who’s to say the guy getting choked isn’t the “bad guy” though?  You have no idea what happened before you got there… which is why this is such an intense situation.  Would you even want to get involved?  What if it escalates and one of them has a gun?

I’m surprised they do this kind of social experiment anywhere, but especially in the U.S..  Most places in the world where guns are not so prevalent, the absolute worst case scenarios I can think of would be someone winding up and kicking the guy doing the choking full force in the head, or hitting him really hard with something (like that fire extinguisher), or stabbing him with a knife.  If this wasn’t set in NYC, the chance of someone drawing a gun would likely be very high.

1:35 – Ugh douchebag recording it on his cellphone probably thinking of getting that youtube money.  Despicable.

It may all be faked for the video or it may not be… the scenario is something to think about though whether you carry or not.

The website listed at the end of the video actually refers to this new movie Dead Man Down:

Dead-Man-Down-Movie-PosterColin Farrel and Terrence Howard hey?  I’ll risk 2 hours of my time on that when it’s out on disc.

1:17 – FAIL!  Sweet blank bro.

Thoughts?  What would you do if you walked right up on someone being hurt by another person?  Would you get involved? Has this type of thing ever happened to you?

Hat tip: Gabe

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NOTE: This post is in reference to James Yeager “calling out” people who think he is a coward, but are too scared to say it to his face.

This is really getting out of hand.  Would someone that is so secure with the fact they are “not a coward” really go to these lengths?

*facepalm* I don’t know what to say.  My legal specialty is bird law, so I’m not familiar with duels but something tells me that simply signing a contract saying “I am OK with possibly getting murdered etc…” isn’t going to absolve the other party of all charges if that happens.  I very well could be wrong though.

MY OFFER:

The fee to get something notarized online is $10 – $15.  If someone that reads the blog, or someone you know wants to take Yeager up on his offer I will pay the person that Yeager picks to challenge him $500 to cover incidental fees such as bringing guns and swords to Camden Tennessee.  You agree to provide the proof strictly to ENDO… I want the whole event video documented, scans of the plane ticket, and your personal info as well.  I can mail the money order to you personally when you get back, or to your estate.  I’m sure a few other guys would be willing toss money in to sweeten the deal too if you spread the word about this on forums and the like. Keep in mind that if you take Yeager up on this offer you will secure yourself as an internet toughguy legend, and future generations will talk about how epic you are.

Here are some more Yeager related LOLs:

Gats and Tats… wtf?  This video is retarded bottom line.  That’s all I have to say about it.   So some woman who could definitely beat me up, and who likely does his tattoos simply states that Yeager is not a coward, and I’m supposed to be impressed?  *yawn* Whatevs.

 4 Chan trolls the shit out of him. He threatens to murder the caller, then hangs up:

I’ve heard of publicity stunts before, but this takes the cake.  Someone PLEASE take him up on his offer.

I really didn’t think the internet was such serious business. I guess I was wrong. My offer expires Wednesday December 12th 2012.

Thoughts?

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I always get a kick out of when people flip out over stuff like this:

In the coming days, Belcher’s actions will be analyzed through the lens of concussions and head injuries. Who knows? Maybe brain damage triggered his violent overreaction to a fight with his girlfriend. What I believe is, if he didn’t possess/own a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today.

You can read Jason Whitlock’s article over at FoxSports.

This post was going to be alternately titled “One Nobody Quotes Another – People Flip Out” because I have no idea who either of the people are, nor do I even care slightly what their stance on gun control is.  That said, sports also isn’t on my radar so these two might be sports knowledge gods for all I know.   Really though, if that’s what Jason Whitlock “believes” then let him believe that.  If he is that stupid to think that a 6’2″ 228 lb. linebacker would have any trouble killing someone with even his bare hands if he wanted to, then I think he needs more of a lesson in physics and anatomy than anything else.

I suppose the main issue though is that rather than remaining neutral in the tragedy  NBC now gets painted with a brush of “shoving gun control down our throats”.  

All I know is I really wanna know what Ja Rule has to say about this whole thing.  hahha

Thoughts?

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400 murders so far in 2012, and naturally they want Twitter users advice:

The City of Chicago is asking residents with ideas on how to get illegal guns off the streets to share their thoughts — in 140 characters or fewer on Twitter.

The best submitted ideas will be debated at an Oct. 11 panel discussion during Chicago Ideas Week.

Participants may submit their ideas by using the hashtag #WhatIfChicago.

With a quick twitter search for the hashtag I was glad to see a lot of people not trying to blame the guns.  The twitter account @WhatIfChicago has been engaging some of the tweeters lately too.

This is obviously a social media marketing campaign for the upcoming Chicago Ideas Week (Starting Monday October 8th).  I hope the “best” ideas they pick to debate are not ones that will end up screwing over non-criminal gun owners in Chicago over.

Thoughts?  If you make a good pro-gun tweet using the hashtag, let me know in the comments!

Hat tip: Sean

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